1. Wake up Two-Legs with insane yowling, then run away madly when they respond.
2. Follow Female Two-Legs around meowing until she loses her mind and distributes treats.
3. Run for your life whenever Male Two-Legs approaches and tries to engage in loving behavior. Then spend the rest of day giving him reproachful looks.
4. Attempt to steal Female Two-Legs' seat on the couch repeatedly, going so far as to pretend to lose toys, so that when she gets up to find them you will be sitting there when she returns.
5. Sit on Female Two-Legs' feet until they lose all feeling.
6. Follow Two-Legs on every trip to the kitchen and meow piercingly until food bowl has been filled to appropriate level.
7. Enjoy a much-deserved nap and reflect on a job well done.
