"Are you here to ruffle my feathers? Don't you dare scare my chicks away. Be off with you! Paparazzi."
Some free-range chicks I came across way back in March. They were strolling and pecking away around parked cars in a side street close to their coop. This one was like a menacing watch-(dog)rooster perched on a rubble wall keeping an eye on me and his hens.
