I’m late to the party, I guess. And these legs here are gonna turn 45 in a couple of weeks, so I’m not only late but also probably too old for hot girl summer to apply to me. I don’t even know wtf it means.
Did a Google search and learned it’s from a song. And, among fairly obvious things (like being hot, I guess?), according to one article, “it’s just as much about posting hot photos as it is living your life with confidence.”
Lololol.
Is that shit for real? So silly. To me, anyway.
Am still going through my phone camera roll. So I may be dumping a bunch of random pics from this year or last year here.
Found this one. Taken in May 2021. I remember I had put on this lotion on my legs called Maui Babe, to accelerate the tanning process.
It smelled like a bizarre combination of chocolate and soy sauce. Weird as fuck, I tell ya. But it worked. Legs turned a nice tan and made my skin look smooth and shimmery.
BUT it gets everything you lean on kinda brown, making it sorta looking like shit stains. So awesome, riiiight? But nothing a little soap and water can’t handle.
I realized that I’ve been on this site for maybe 8 years now. And while a lot has happened or changed in my life during this time, some things never change.
