Phenomenal Troll

Grotesque trolls wonder where my secret lies
I’m not built to suit a refrigerator’s size
But when I start to tell them
They think I’m telling lies

I say,
It’s the pointiness of my ears
The lesions of my skin
The amber of my teeth
The brow, low-hangin’

I’m a lady troll
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal troll,
That’s me.

Thank you @tracys for trusting me with your troll transformation… We notice you are an educated working troll, a bit of an anomaly – and you have a following… You are an inspiration to young trolls everywhere!

Theme: Trolls.
@kerosene

[kali]

awesome!

[Mike Gifford]

POW!!!

[Caroline]

@mikegifford lol that makes me think of the Rob Riggle character from Stepbrothers!! :)

[kali]

@kerosene i just noticed all the ears behind the tree!

[Caroline]

@kali66 :) I should have made them more prominent and played more on the fact that they were observing her!!

[Domenico Dodaro]

Phenomenal! 😉

[Caroline]

@domenicododaro ;)

[Wendy Bowden]

Trolly brilliant!

[Tracy]

The best part is what you've done with the poem! It's great. :-) Amazing editing!

[Caroline]

@tracys thanks Tracy, I'm glad you're ok with it. It's always a trust fall type of thing when you edit someone else's selfie...
@wenbow thank you dear Wendy :)