how embarrassing! by fiveplustwo

how embarrassing!

has that ever happened to you? you come out of the washroom and everyone looks at you rather peculiarly. then as you walk you feel something brushing at your leg. ooops! it wouldn't be so bad if you did a #1 but what if you did a #2? :-D

the variation of this is you're walking and your shoe is dragging a long a wad of toilet paper. in this country, though, sadly, no one will tell you. for some reason, people feel awkward about telling a stranger the embarrassing predicament.

in the old country we have no qualms about letting people know. but we do it discreetly. i've even told a man his fly was open by nodding my head towards below his waist accompanied by a very discreet hand motion of zipping up.

@summerfield
Hilarious
June 20th, 2019  
Ha!
June 20th, 2019  
Priceless!
June 20th, 2019  
oh dear, i hope this is fiction! lol
June 20th, 2019  
@kali66 - just a depiction, it happened to someone else. mine was my flowy skirt getting caught in the waistband and i was parading my thigh and nickers. couldn't do it as thighs now are no longer meant for viewing unlike when i was younger; we don't want people going blind, do we? :-D
June 20th, 2019  
How very brave of you to put yourself in this predicament for the sake of 365. But it is true - these things do happen. I have a colleague that I often want to discreetly indicate might want to wipe stray food from around their mouth, and I have never quite worked out how to do so.
June 20th, 2019  
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