I was taking my morning constitutional in the garden this morning when I was brutally attacked from behind - the struggle was brief, intense but excessively violent none the less. Had it not been for many years spent training as a ninja coupled with my special forces discipline, you would no doubt be looking at an image of me hanging here, but I am pleased to report that the scourge upon my garden has finally been put to an end.
Today's neighbourhood discussion point: who is that freak that lives at number 39? Today I saw him hanging a teddy bear from a light fitting with a working noose while standing on a chair and taking photos of it...
This was taken using one of our new NDX Cokin Filters, not bad for a first "play time" I think.
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
@harbie Teddy Bears are among natures most violent and vicious predators. It's a scientific fact. @golftragic Absolutely - I have no idea how many more there are, but I'll not stand for it!
@golftragic Permission to panic sir! @newbank as long as the bears aren't carrying knives they should be okay! @jess1204 thank you very much :) @creativefool There's plenty more scope for killing then - this is actually one of the favourite dog toys, they always give me odd looks when I start playing with him as well! @dibzgreasley thank you very much @mzzhope thanks very much
Your so much fun Graeme!! Is it bad that I am laughing at this rather than taking in the seriousness of the situation. Sweet capture!! and always a fav
@robrazer there's not enough bear awareness in this part of the world. @livvy laugh away, pleased to be of service. As for taking my constitutional, it's just a wander around the back yard to survey the realm @denisefuller thanks very much, pleased to be of service :) @newbank excellent news, long may it continue! @lynnilou thanks very much...not sure what will happen to Ted now...
@ceilidh My daughter used to love that book! That and Albert le Blanc were her favourites, so I'm very versed in spotting the signs of bear like activity!
@eyeamlisa Thanks very much
@georgiat Thank you so much, appreciated
@golftragic Absolutely - I have no idea how many more there are, but I'll not stand for it!
@newbank as long as the bears aren't carrying knives they should be okay!
@jess1204 thank you very much :)
@creativefool There's plenty more scope for killing then - this is actually one of the favourite dog toys, they always give me odd looks when I start playing with him as well!
@dibzgreasley thank you very much
@mzzhope thanks very much
@livvy laugh away, pleased to be of service. As for taking my constitutional, it's just a wander around the back yard to survey the realm
@denisefuller thanks very much, pleased to be of service :)
@newbank excellent news, long may it continue!
@lynnilou thanks very much...not sure what will happen to Ted now...