Self Contained by graemestevens
I really don't know how to comment. Your amazing captures never cease to amaze. You are talented to say the least ..
December 17th, 2014  
@motherjane Thank you very much, very much appreciated :)
December 17th, 2014  
Oh, my! There's a festive Christmas shot! LOL! YIKES!
December 17th, 2014  
@homeschoolmom Yes...Merry Christmas ;)
December 17th, 2014  
your obsession with spreads and condiments is endearing - another disturbing yet intriguing and captivating image
you seem to have contained your eyebrows also - impressive
December 17th, 2014  
oh - and dare I say - saucy bahahahahaha
December 17th, 2014  
what the heck are you up to now?!
December 17th, 2014  
Um, you might wanna see someone about this. Um, yeah. Get well soon!!!
December 17th, 2014  
This is ... disturbing: excellent photography - superb even - but disturbing.
December 17th, 2014  
@annied I like a good sauce, as you know. As for my eyebrows...difficult to move them when I'm chocking. I'm not sure how they're connected to my oesophagus but there you have it.
@blueberry1222 Just hanging around, a spot of lunch, nothing unusual...
@amandal I'm as well as I'm going to get!
@vignouse Thank you very much - mission accomplished
December 17th, 2014  
@annied That should be choking...I'm not sure why I'd be chocking
December 17th, 2014  
@graemestevens well were you holding something in place - chocked up so to speak - hmmm oesophagus/eyebrow connection - that would require a dissection methinks
December 17th, 2014  
@annied A dissection you say...now there's a photo op!
December 17th, 2014  
@graemestevens yes - I thought that might take your fancy :)
December 17th, 2014  
@annied I just need a volunteer now because I'm not doing it on myself...it's nearly time for my annual camping trip and I'm not missing out on that!
December 17th, 2014  
As always, slightly disturbing but interesting.
December 17th, 2014  
@graemestevens well maybe a walk through they tunnel into redneck country might find you one hahahahaha
oh an annual camping trip - I look forward to those images hahahaha
December 17th, 2014  
@888rachel Thanks very much - it seems to be how I roll ;)
@annied 8 days in the bay of islands, no phone, no internet...just me, wifey, daughter and her 'bestie' and copious amounts of wine.
December 17th, 2014  
:D this is definitely slightly disturbing, it makes me ask questions which is always a good thing x
December 18th, 2014  
Wow...eeeek...:)!
December 18th, 2014  
@nanderson Sniger - mission accomplished ;)
@amyleewinfield Thanks very much - that's what I was aiming for :)
December 18th, 2014  
My girls say "Don't comment on that picture, Mom." Nuf said!! ;)
December 18th, 2014  
@kt8ird And yet you did...I win! ;)
December 18th, 2014  
@graemestevens Of course!!
December 18th, 2014  
@kt8ird Psst...you commented again ;)
December 18th, 2014  
@graemestevens Well, I don't like being told what to do by my children, so there!! I'll let you know if there are any nightmares tonight...
December 18th, 2014  
@kt8ird Do that - I'll try and be sympathetic!
December 18th, 2014  
methinks you need help :D
December 18th, 2014  
@northy There's none to be had...I shall have to carry on ;)
December 18th, 2014  
Haha @northy I was just saying in my head, "Dude, it's time to get some help" But I like the chain. :)
December 18th, 2014  
@darylo It's never time to get some help - I just roll with it and see what happens ;)
December 18th, 2014  
well, y'know, the first step is admitting you need help ;p

(that said - i probably fall into the "never say die" camp as well... although i have been known to lecture others on the topic of knowing when to ask for help, so who am i to pass judgement? carry on!)

@darylo
December 18th, 2014  
@northy Carrying on as we speak ;)
December 18th, 2014  
Extreme facials, by Graeme Stevens.
December 18th, 2014  
@bigugly Nothing like a bit of exfoliation
December 18th, 2014  
Interesting to say the least :)
December 18th, 2014  
@hermann That's very diplomatic of you ;)
December 18th, 2014  
disturbing, interesting...and not really sure what else to say! Creative as always!
December 18th, 2014  
This is excellent - really disturbing. Well done.
December 18th, 2014  
Having trouble getting the last of the tomato sauce out of the bottle?
December 18th, 2014  
@graemestevens sounds most excellent!
December 18th, 2014  
@ukandie1 Thanks very much - pretty much what I was aiming for :)
@spanner Thank you kindly, appreciated
@deliad All I did was squeeze...it went everywhere
@annied It does it does it does!
December 18th, 2014  
I can suggest a good therapist! I'm so tame now no one would guess at the inner me! Love the low key quality
December 18th, 2014  
@ceilidh Thanks very much - no therapy required, I'm quite happy being a fruit loop
December 18th, 2014  
Very disturbing. I can't look, yet I can't look away. That must mean it's a great shot!!
December 18th, 2014  
speechless.
December 18th, 2014  
@karlow75 Why thank you kind sir :)
@andrewkru ummm...thank you?
December 18th, 2014  
@graemestevens oh I can feel your childlike excitement
December 18th, 2014  
This actually looks exceptionally cool on my phone
December 18th, 2014  
@annied Excellent...I might have to look at it on my phone then. Mind you, I quite like it anyway. And yes, ones excitement is building,
December 18th, 2014  
@graemestevens I like it both but on the phone the face looks sort of cut an pustular - I love the word pustular - and the light on your shoulders sort of adds to the angst more
December 18th, 2014  
Sue
Oh dear! :-)
December 18th, 2014  
@annied Pustular is wonderful. Putrescent is another favourite.
@sioux Snigger :)
December 18th, 2014  
No idea what you have on your face but am certainly drawn in and intrigued!
December 18th, 2014  
Talented and skilful and just a tad creepy, too.
December 18th, 2014  
@jocasta Thank you very much...and creepy? Moi? ;)
@roseolivia Thanks very much...and it's only tomato sauce ;)
December 18th, 2014  
This is horrible. I have to scroll my mouse and get away.
December 18th, 2014  
@yaorenliu Gee...thanks. I rather liked it.
December 18th, 2014  
you look constipated and perspiring with the effort. Just saying.
December 18th, 2014  
@newbank it was the chain...very hard to breath...
December 18th, 2014  
wasn't that slightly foolish? Hope you weren't alone... primarily from a safety point of view.
December 18th, 2014  
Now there's a very fine selfie! Brave of you!
December 18th, 2014  
Jam?.. Great focus and shot Graeme.
December 18th, 2014  
@newbank hahahaha
December 18th, 2014  
@graemestevens oh yes putrid and all its derivatives are superb
December 18th, 2014  
Now that was a night out!!
December 18th, 2014  
@newbank Daughter was in the house...she may have helped if I need it...
@yrhenwr Thanks very much :)
@tonygig Thanks very much - tomato sauce ;)
@chippy1402 It was a hell of a recovery period too
@annied Although I do like to make perfectly innocent words sound filthy as well ;)
December 18th, 2014  
Yuk, not very appealing, I thought small pox didn't exist anymore.
December 18th, 2014  
@overalvandaan It's okay, I've been vaccinated now and it's clearing up
December 18th, 2014  
feed me ketchup....
December 18th, 2014  
Oh you look revolting! Reminds me I have run out if tomato sauce!
December 18th, 2014  
@brigette yum yum
@happypat I do try to look particularly vile at all times ;)
December 18th, 2014  
@graemestevens haha oh my girlfriends and I do that often hahaha
December 19th, 2014  
You really ought to clean up before taking selfies....lol!! Is that the breakfast jam on your face.....I am not quite sure what to make of this one!
December 19th, 2014  
@annied I can imagine
@panthora Make what you will of it - it's nothing as sinister as jam, just plain old tomato sauce
December 19th, 2014  
@graemestevens hahaha get up to all sorts of mischief and mayhem lol
December 19th, 2014  
Wow, almost hard to look at. Love it!!
December 19th, 2014  
@annied I would expect nothing less
@jess1204 Thank you very much - you're one of the few :)
December 19th, 2014  
Sam
Only tomato sauce? Is that it? Oh c'mon Mr Stevens, I want more than just tomato sauce!!!!!!!!!
December 19th, 2014  
nice. you know you could always use a napkin ;-)
December 19th, 2014  
@gigiflower Of course you do...but it's fun letting the dogs lick it off ;)
@jaynspain And be dignified? Never!
December 19th, 2014  
Sam
@graemestevens Do you have the sauce over ALL of your body, or just your face? I'm wondering where the dogs are lickin'.......
December 19th, 2014  
@gigiflower Just the face you dirty girl
December 19th, 2014  
Sam
@graemestevens Excuse me I'm a ladyeeeeeeee.
December 19th, 2014  
@gigiflower Pfft...and I'm blonde with a 6 pack
December 19th, 2014  
riverting!
December 20th, 2014  
@eyeamlisa Thanks very much :)
December 20th, 2014  
Love this Extreme Selfie ^^
December 22nd, 2014  
@livvy Thank you very much :)
December 22nd, 2014  
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