Tips for relieving boredom: 1. Go outside 2. Point leaf blower at face 3. Turn on.
It's also an excellent idea to have a drink handy as you will finish the exercise with an incredibly dry mouth.
Now, as I have a persona to protect I am NOT about to wish you all a very happy Christmas full of laughter, family, friends and love. I would greatly appreciate it if you could all spread the word that I did not say anything of the sort ;)
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
This has a "Grinch face" look about it. How fitting given your lack of all things cheery this time of year. *raising a toast* Bah humbug to you...with warm wishes to those in your home who may celebrate the occasion.
MERRY XMAS Mr Stevens!!! I hope you have a wonderful day filled with Santa Claus delivering presents and Michael Buble singing Xmas carols (loud). I'm sitting in the lounge room waiting for our visitors to wake up so we can ENJOY the day!! Here's to "laughter, family, friends and love" YAY YAY YAY
@maggiemae I'll let you know - this one has a suck function as well ;) @homeschoolmom But it's fun for the whole family! @ceilidh It could well do...if there's no photo tomorrow you know what happened! @nicoleterheide Thanks very much and you too @voiceprintz No one would dare celebrate with me around ;) Merry Christmas to you too @newbank Thanks very much - and Merry Christmas to you when you get there ;) @gigiflower You should go and poke those visitors with a sharp stick...just about to sit down to eggs benedict and bacon courtesy of Mrs. S and daughter...om nom nom...have a fab day :) @hermann Nothing so dramatic, just me being an idiot as usual - have an outstanding Christmas @joemuli I'll always take that as a compliment - and likewise to you :)
@northy Merry some day of the year to you too :) @vignouse Thank you and to you and yours too...and too little? Highly unlikely. @rosiekerr Thank you and likewise to you :) @shawnasays Thanks very much :) @rangerxenos You're welcome and straight back at ya @epcello Excellent and the same to you :)
Have imbibed - laughed - sang - swam -imbibed while singing and swimming - eaten- imbibed some more - have done so repeatedly for over 12 hours so will have a wee nip and breath deep now the hordes have gone - hoping you have some of the same
@annied We had much of the same - food, drink, more food, some clever bugger gave me a 1.5 litre bottle of red (they know me so well), and we had outdoor movies so a good day all round - and today we have a party at our place...come on over ;) @andrewkru Thanks very much - bit of a dry mouth afterwards! @karlow75 Mucha pop recited if you could keep a secret :)
Well that is the horrid east Christmas photo I have seen today Graeme....true to your yourself even today! Only joshing.......I expect you were sunshine & light & full of jovial Christmas cheer.....a very Happy Christmas to you & your family Graeme. Thanks for the fun too.
@homeschoolmom But it's fun for the whole family!
@ceilidh It could well do...if there's no photo tomorrow you know what happened!
@nicoleterheide Thanks very much and you too
@voiceprintz No one would dare celebrate with me around ;) Merry Christmas to you too
@newbank Thanks very much - and Merry Christmas to you when you get there ;)
@gigiflower You should go and poke those visitors with a sharp stick...just about to sit down to eggs benedict and bacon courtesy of Mrs. S and daughter...om nom nom...have a fab day :)
@hermann Nothing so dramatic, just me being an idiot as usual - have an outstanding Christmas
@joemuli I'll always take that as a compliment - and likewise to you :)
@ltodd Thanks very much :)
Happy Holidays, Graeme.
@vignouse Thank you and to you and yours too...and too little? Highly unlikely.
@rosiekerr Thank you and likewise to you :)
@shawnasays Thanks very much :)
@rangerxenos You're welcome and straight back at ya
@epcello Excellent and the same to you :)
@deliad Good lord no, with a teenage daughter none of us get a turn with the hair dryer
@andrewkru Thanks very much - bit of a dry mouth afterwards!
@karlow75 Mucha pop recited if you could keep a secret :)
@bill_fe It was Mrs. S's's's' idea but thank you
@jess1204 We did indeed thank you, likewise to you