Put Away  by graemestevens

Put Away

So anyway...I'm a bit tied up today. Christian Grey has no idea what goes on in our house and would die of embarrassment and inadequacy if he did.

Best viewed on black...then you can almost catch a glimpse.
No lies, the description for this one made me giggle. Pretty hard.
February 9th, 2015  
You're absolutely right, he would be quite ashamed.
February 9th, 2015  
Hahaha. Just a standard day in the Stevens household? Good to see you have continued with it.
February 9th, 2015  
The updated version of the cute little kitty "Just Hang In There" poster ;)
February 9th, 2015  
So so funny!
February 9th, 2015  
Lol
February 9th, 2015  
Let me get the waxing strips out quick
February 9th, 2015  
amazing - hooe you are not still hanging there
February 9th, 2015  
So funny!! Does your wife know what you get up to when she is out?
February 9th, 2015  
Oh my you are very daring and dark. Interesting.
February 9th, 2015  
And so another year on 365 begins - if this is how it starts, can't wait to see where the journey takes you. Lol
February 9th, 2015  
When are you publishing your manual? I need a copy
February 9th, 2015  
What on earth are you doing tonight! Omg I feel sorry for your wife! Is that a tattoo on your chest?
February 9th, 2015  
LOL, thanks for the laughs. You have a wicked sense of humour! :)
February 9th, 2015  
Well whatever rocks your boat! 😜
February 9th, 2015  
Hehe!
February 9th, 2015  
I don't think Christian would wear the gas mask....spoils the line really I think.......hope the neighbours couldn't see you! I bet you are first in line to see Fifty Shades of Grey!!
February 9th, 2015  
Very on trend Graeme. Another great shot.
February 9th, 2015  
Goodness, haven't you started year 2 with a bang! I'll bet you've read all those 50 Shades books? That said, the lighting is terrific!
February 9th, 2015  
This is like a still from Criminal Minds amazing work !!
February 9th, 2015  
Is your family home when you go about your pic productions? Crazy man! cool light!
February 9th, 2015  
@spikez Excellent - pleased to be of service :)
@ludgate As he should be...the man is nothing but a fraud
@karlow75 Just a quiet day at home ;)
@divast8er Maybe I should market it ;)
@cocobella Thanks very much - just what I was aiming for ;)
@nikkilee :)
@pinkpaintpot Good lord woman, are you quite mad???
@lorrainelouise It took a while but I got free...
@pamknowler I sincerely hope not ;)
@cathrinemitch Not that daring - legs firmly together ;)
@barb_b Thanks very much - just your average lunatic ;)
@ceilidh I will not be held responsible for any injuries!
@shepherdmanswife I dread to think, but yes it is a tattoo...one of many hidden about my person
@anne15 Thank you kindly, pleased to be of service
@wearing0 Yeah...ummm...not that...
@overalvandaan :)
@happypat I hope they didn't see me either and no, I won't be going to see it...I don't need too ;)
@pools82 Thank you very much :)
@888rachel Thank you very much - haven't even looked at them, don't need too ;)
@scolgs Thank you so much :)
@nanderson Good lord no - I prefer to be a lunatic alone :)
February 9th, 2015  
I freaking (and I do mean freak) love it!!
February 9th, 2015  
@musecreative Thank you very much :)
February 10th, 2015  
@graemestevens no but it is tempting
February 10th, 2015  
@pinkpaintpot I'm sure it but please try and restrain yourself...if I can restrain myself then you can too ;)
February 10th, 2015  
Ah so we're on to 50 shades of Graeme - excellent ;)
February 10th, 2015  
@deak68 Well why not - everyone else has bought in to the hype. Tomorrow you may get to see me swinging from a chandelier
February 10th, 2015  
Jae
This is gonna be a great year!
February 10th, 2015  
wow! very nicely done graeme
February 10th, 2015  
@lifepause we live in hope ;)
@zabcoloma Thanks very much indeed :0
February 10th, 2015  
disturbing... as usual... thank heavens there is something around here i can count on to be consistent ;p
February 10th, 2015  
Hmmmm, reminds me of "The Man in the Iron (Gas)mask"! You don't have a twin out there anywhere, do you? Fascinating shot, anyway! I like how the light illuminates part of the floor, too. :)
February 10th, 2015  
@northy Well..that's the first time I've ever been called consistent. And now I have it in writing ;)
@juliedduncan I don't think I have a twin...I hope I don't. We really don't want two of us running about. And thank you :)
February 10th, 2015  
This has made me giggle and can't wait for the chandelier shot! :-) Fantastic lighting!
February 10th, 2015  
@graemestevens Yeah, good point! Ha ha ha ha ha! ;)
February 10th, 2015  
@lsanderson55 Thanks very much - pleased to be of assistance
February 10th, 2015  
Starting off the new project with a fascinating shot... beautifully lit. Kind of glad I can't see a glimpse, though. :)
February 10th, 2015  
@rosiekerr Thanks very much - I'm glad you can't as well.
February 10th, 2015  
I would think that you would be feeling less constrained since you finished your first year. Great lighting from above.
February 10th, 2015  
Yes I can see how restrained you are @graemestevens
February 10th, 2015  
@kt8ird Thanks very much - I just felt like being tied up...
@pinkpaintpot At least I managed to keep my legs together
February 10th, 2015  
Very, very interesting.....but you need some red in there somewhere Christian.....ummmm....I mean Graeme. Sorry!
February 10th, 2015  
Great shot!
February 10th, 2015  
Yay! That is all
February 10th, 2015  
Quite the selfie!
February 10th, 2015  
@trinda Thank you kindly :)
@annied Huzzah!
@lan Thank you very much :)
@tabarlett Thanks very much - I'll see what I can find lying around the house that would be red...
February 10th, 2015  
Very, very effective on black, seems to extend the negative space more. What can I say?
February 10th, 2015  
@graemestevens hahahahahahaha - I saw your expression as you typed it
February 10th, 2015  
Sam
I'm never commenting on your nudity or hairy legs ever again.
February 10th, 2015  
A close thing! I'm not one for smoothing out imperfections in Photoshop, so maybe you could really do something about your legs? :-)
February 10th, 2015  
@gigiflower you go girl!
February 10th, 2015  
Please don't believe EVERYTHING @northy says! I, personally, would argue against you being consistent. But that's just me. You have, after all, posted mountains, cows, toys, as well as these "darker" images. You see??? Where's the consistency in that?

Happy start to your second year! and, though not a gauntlet, you've been closer. Just sayin'
February 10th, 2015  
Sam
@annied @yrhenwr @graemestevens OMG David, you are in a WORLD of trouble now. The last time I mentioned "hairy legs" to Mr Stevens, he was SOOOOOO mean to me. I have vowed to never speak about "them" again. I have no doubt that you will suffer the same fate as I did!
February 10th, 2015  
@gigiflower Snigger. I kept my legs closed because I knew you'd be here sooner or later...
@dibzgreasley Thank you very much :)
@annied I didn't, for which I am thankful. I have no desire to know that I just looked like an English aristocrat
@yrhenwr I'm not shaving or waxing...I quite like my plush verdancy. I think I saw a zebra down there yesterday.
@voiceprintz That I have and i'd rather put it in a gauntlet than actually show it.
February 10th, 2015  
@gigiflower @annied @yrhenwr Yes, but David has only mentioned them once...you did not ;) Besides which, they keep me warm in the winter and are a haven for all manner of wildlife
February 10th, 2015  
Sam
@graemestevens @yrhenwr @annied I mentioned them TWICE!
February 10th, 2015  
@gigiflower @annied @yrhenwr And that is more than enough to merit my wrath. We all know that you envy my plush verdancy and long to brush, comb and plait to your hearts content
February 10th, 2015  
@graemestevens I saw more a weirdo with a skull in each hand dancing a jig LOL
February 10th, 2015  
@graemestevens @gigiflower @yrhenwr
when I feel like a bit of a change I will mention the hairy mess I mean hairiness ahhh hirsute .......yep those legs
February 10th, 2015  
Sam
@annied @graemestevens @yrhenwr Your turn to feel the WRATH Ms Annie. Be scared, very scared.
February 10th, 2015  
Sue
Umm Yeah, wow!
February 10th, 2015  
@sioux Thank you...I think ;)
@gigiflower @annied @yrhenwr You're all quite lucky that I'm in an uncharacteristically mellow mood this evening. I don't know why but for a change I have no anger at all in my mind. This is concerning in itself and can only mean that later in the week I'll explode and rain terror and mayhem down from above on some poor unsuspecting soul, but until that moment you can all rest easy in the knowledge that I really don't give a shit.
February 10th, 2015  
@graemestevens well my disappointment is palpable - but probably a good thing as I am a bit buggered again
February 10th, 2015  
Jo
Oh my, what have you been up to!
February 10th, 2015  
Incredible mate - just joined the 365 Collective so I could see your daily inspiration!! Do you actually work now, or do you just spend all day setting up each shot. Anyway, very impressive mate and yes Christian has nothing on you!!! And by the way, who takes the shots? Is it poor Kim???
February 10th, 2015  
Wow! Nice... elbows.
Shall we call you Christian?
February 10th, 2015  
Cannot comment Graeme I'm a bit Tied up at the moment.
February 10th, 2015  
@graemestevens well I am SO glad
February 10th, 2015  
also what is it with the pointy toes?????????????
February 10th, 2015  
@pinkpaintpot Believe it or not, the pointy toes help keep my legs together ;)
@tonygig Ba boom, I see what you did the :)
@eyeamlisa Thanks, I like them too...and let's not ;)
@jo13 I couldn't possibly comment ;)
@annied Not again!!!
@mickychilly Hello Mister Chilman...sadly I'm still working although looking for something else because I absolutely detest my job and it's me that takes these...I don't think Kim would stand behind the camera for this sort of antic!
February 10th, 2015  
I want to know where you store all your props!!!!
February 10th, 2015  
Ps fab shot
February 10th, 2015  
Another awesome selfie.
February 10th, 2015  
@graemestevens yep - shocking isn't it that I should suffer like this.
February 10th, 2015  
@denisefuller Under the bed of course...where else? And thank you :)
@andy3168 Thanks very much :)
@annied So much buggery!
February 10th, 2015  
Wow... you are so intense! love the props!
February 10th, 2015  
@kwind Thanks very much :)
February 11th, 2015  
Intense i definitely agree with and an imagination beyond words :-)
February 11th, 2015  
@shawnasays Thank you so much :)
February 11th, 2015  
hahahaha !!! WOW !! I do believe you may have secretly casted in the 50 shades movie and here Im looking at an unedited clip.... GREAT SHOT!!!!! FAV!!!
February 11th, 2015  
@lisamarie5 Thanks very much indeed ;)
February 11th, 2015  
O Graeme- u made me pee from laughing out loud!!:)
February 11th, 2015  
@joemuli Oops...so sorry to hear that ;)
February 11th, 2015  
My my ....someone has been a very bad boy...or a very good one lol! Glad to see that you are still in the "zone"! I have missed the boundary squashing! Great pic and def better on black!
February 11th, 2015  
@creativefool Thank you very much - yep, still here, still crazy...glad you popped in :)
February 11th, 2015  
LOL! (it's meant to be a red room! - do I know too much?!) Brilliant shot.
February 11th, 2015  
@jesperani Thanks very much and yes, far too much ;)
February 11th, 2015  
what the....you never cease to boggle my senses.
February 12th, 2015  
@blueberry1222 Excellent...mission accomplished
February 12th, 2015  
You should never have been allowed to read 50 Shades - you don't need any encouragement.
February 12th, 2015  
@dh It was a big mistake...I spent the entire time high lighting grammatical erros
February 13th, 2015  
@graemestevens It's not exactly a great literary masterpiece.
February 13th, 2015  
@dh So I hear - I haven't actually read it but I do get a chuckle out of the reviews!
February 13th, 2015  
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