Holy Shit. I'm a Cracker. by graemestevens

Holy Shit. I'm a Cracker.

Also of note: I ONLY WENT AND GOT THE BLOODY JOB!!!!!
the dude in the middle is the next to get stomped flat. Nice departure for you, Graeme.
April 22nd, 2015  
bahaaaaaa! tell us something we didn't know!!
April 22nd, 2015  
@melston Thanks very much - limited time made this happen. And a desire to play with my food.
@northy I shall take that as a compliment. ;)
April 22nd, 2015  
Hahahahaha!! Chomp!
April 22nd, 2015  
@amandal They weren't too bad actually...didn' taste much like real dinosaur....
April 22nd, 2015  
bahahahaha stating the obvious - but also a crack - up
April 22nd, 2015  
@annied They were quite nice too...
April 22nd, 2015  
@graemestevens i am not ashamed to admit I am rather partial to some of the cracker varieties
April 22nd, 2015  
And how do you know they didn't taste like real dinosaur? It's just evolved into chicken, so everything tastes like it.
April 22nd, 2015  
I know you will detest this compliment....but this is so damn cute!
April 22nd, 2015  
But the screams and roars, I'll bet those were hard to bear. But YUM!!
April 22nd, 2015  
@pandorasecho I've been around, it's not like it was in my day ;)
@mzzhope Ugh... ;)
@amandal I always wear ear plugs when I'm eating...
April 22nd, 2015  
@graemestevens Cracks me up...did you ever see this one of mine? Similar theme: http://365project.org/amandal/365-year-2/2015-01-24
April 22nd, 2015  
@amandal I did not see that one. Where was I???
April 22nd, 2015  
@graemestevens Eating crackers wearing earplugs?
April 22nd, 2015  
@amandal It's more likely that I was drunk and upside down in a corner somewhere.
April 22nd, 2015  
Perhaps that was around the time of your great wine binge.
April 22nd, 2015  
thanks go to your mum
April 22nd, 2015  
@amandal LOL...you might need to be more specific.
@kali66 She is a great and fearsome lady.
April 22nd, 2015  
He'd better run, or the stamping machine will get him!
April 22nd, 2015  
@888rachel I've been trying to get him for months...
April 22nd, 2015  
Ha ha! Thanks for the laugh!
April 22nd, 2015  
Hahaha! This is very funny.
April 22nd, 2015  
@tabarlett You're welcome :)
@epcello Thank you kindly :)
April 22nd, 2015  
Haha, cracked me up, need a good laugh at the moment, thank you :)))
April 22nd, 2015  
@graemestevens speaking of that sharing thing - some of these may go nicely with the wine - or a cheese platter
April 22nd, 2015  
@annied I'm having several large wines tonight. I may need more crackers
@hermann You're more than welcome. As always, I live to serve ;)
April 22nd, 2015  
@graemestevens celebrating?
April 22nd, 2015  
@annied I just feel the need...I did have an email from them before thanking me for my patience and telling me that they would call me tomorrow...someone had a bereavement, hence the delay. In this instance, I'm prepared to let them off.
April 22nd, 2015  
@annied Holy Shit...yes. I got it. Shit. I rock.
April 22nd, 2015  
@graemestevens that is extremely gracious of you - I sadly can partake only minimally as I have late netball game and I must drive - I am not happy as I feel the need too - think it is the f*cked weather we are having here
April 22nd, 2015  
@annied Ugh. Sport. Hey. I got the ducking job! I am a ducking legend. Now I'm going to tie one on.
April 22nd, 2015  
@graemestevens really really really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is most excellent! I will have a very large drink when I get home and no longer need to drive.
Yeh Sport - keeps me in mischief!
April 22nd, 2015  
@graemestevens i am very very pleased for you :)))))))))
April 22nd, 2015  
@annied The sport I play is "Rabid Christian Baiting" (you know, the street corner preacher variety)...and I'm rather pleased for me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 22nd, 2015  
@graemestevens I know the type - sounds like fun!
oh I bet you are flouncing and stuff you are so excited
April 22nd, 2015  
@annied Not only am I flouncing, but I believe I may also have bounced.
April 22nd, 2015  
@graemestevens wow! You are excited
April 22nd, 2015  
Graeme, Congrats on the job! I am lifting a toast to you, friend! How f*cking exciting for you! btw, good to see Reginald again.
April 22nd, 2015  
@voiceprintz Thank you very much - I believe I'll be toasting myself several times tonight!
@annied My moobs were uncontrollable.
April 22nd, 2015  
@graemestevens I am trying not to imagine that - instead I am picturing you in your corset
April 22nd, 2015  
Sam
@annied @graemestevens As I said on your FB page - I need to see a photo that celebrates this momentous occasion. I'm thinking no more "hiding penis"................it has to be more AWESOME than that one which can only mean one thing..........you will be banned from 365. Another dare coming your way ;)
April 22nd, 2015  
@annied You are? I'm not sure which concerns me the most.
@gigiflower @annied I think it was "Crouching Penis", not hiding...and....no, not this time...it's getting cold here
April 22nd, 2015  
@graemestevens which of what concerns you? There us nothing wrong with a pretty corset thought
April 22nd, 2015  
Hey congratulations. And celebrating with a few broken crackers - you know how to party!
April 22nd, 2015  
there you go - the prodding & poking about was all was worth it in the end... :)
congrats!!
April 22nd, 2015  
@ltodd It was indeed, and thank you :)
@rachelwithey Really pushing the boat out - this was taken before I had the call!
@annied I'm in it...that ain't pretty
April 22nd, 2015  
@graemestevens oh don't be modest
April 22nd, 2015  
Sue
Well congratulations, and it made you feel like Dino Crackers? Great shot.
April 22nd, 2015  
You're not crackers, you're nuts! Oops that your other photo. Congrats about the job
April 22nd, 2015  
Great shot - It's been a long drawn out process getting this job - I'm sure all your 365 mates are pleased not to have to hod their breath any longer! Well done.
April 22nd, 2015  
@annied I can't help myself...
@sioux Thanks very much...I took this before I got the call, so I had to make do...
@deliad I thought I'd covered them...and thanks very much
@dide Thank you kindly - it's been a hell of a process. Now I need some time to take some photos!
April 22nd, 2015  
Hilarious
April 22nd, 2015  
and congrats
April 22nd, 2015  
@graemestevens hahaha well pretty is in the EOTB
April 22nd, 2015  
@neatz Thanks very much on both counts :)
@annied Trust me...I've looked at myself several times and know what I'm talking about ;)
April 22nd, 2015  
@graemestevens well I have seen more of you than is probably necessary and my eyes didn't explode so you're ok heehee
April 22nd, 2015  
Congratulations! The waiting is complete, It is the time to light a fire and throw the crackers in.
April 22nd, 2015  
Ha ha great shot
April 22nd, 2015  
Congratulations! Fun shot!
April 22nd, 2015  
Congratulations. Good to see Reginald celebrating too. Now the question begs. How do you quit your current job? Walk into the office naked and moon the boss? Offer to show the just where they can put their job? The possibilities are endless.
April 22nd, 2015  
brilliant and hilarious!
April 22nd, 2015  
Congratulations Graham.. the medical clinched it! Nice to see you celebrate with savoury biscuits and (presumably) pulling the heads off dinosaurs!
April 22nd, 2015  
congrats!
April 22nd, 2015  
haha this is fabulous!! Congrats on the job! they kind of had to give you it after the things they put you through ;)
April 22nd, 2015  
@nicoleterheide If they didn't I was going to show them my bottom again! ;)
@blueberry1222 Thank you kindly :)
@yrhenwr There's always an element of butchery in everything I do ;)
@lynnz Thank you kindly :)
@karlow75 Thanks - I might perform a medical on them...
@susale Thank you very much :)
@andy3168 Thank you kindly :)
@yaorenliu Thanks very much :)
@annied Should've gone to specsavers ;)
April 22nd, 2015  
Congrats
April 22nd, 2015  
@pistache Thanks very much :)
April 22nd, 2015  
\o/
April 22nd, 2015  
@aecasey Damn straight ;)
April 22nd, 2015  
@graemestevens hahaha funny you should say tbat - I did
April 23rd, 2015  
@annied I'd be asking for my money back ;)
April 23rd, 2015  
lol ... the creativity of your mind ...
April 23rd, 2015  
@sidecar I'm sure you meant "unbalanced chaos" and not creativity... ;)
April 23rd, 2015  
@graemestevens well ... living in NZ would do that to you ... being across the ditch et al.
April 23rd, 2015  
@sidecar There's not much do except stare at sheep all day...it's a bit dull
April 23rd, 2015  
@graemestevens *finger raised*
You know the one ;-@
April 23rd, 2015  
@annied Snigger
April 23rd, 2015  
@graemestevens yep sometimes it just needs to flex lol
April 23rd, 2015  
@annied I assume we're still talking about fingers...
April 23rd, 2015  
@graemestevens well yes - or the mind ........I started to think about this and it got weirder - so I stopped LOL
April 23rd, 2015  
@annied It did, didn't it...
April 23rd, 2015  
@graemestevens hahahahaha yep
April 23rd, 2015  
Hey hey! Congratulations!! That's awesome. No more horribly unfortunate bosses? I'm wicked excited for ya.
April 23rd, 2015  
@ludgate Yay for me!!! I'm excited too...
April 23rd, 2015  
@graemestevens What are you going to be doing? I'm sure you've said it a hundred times by now, but I believe I missed that detail.
April 23rd, 2015  
@ludgate I'll be Sales Manager for Dulux...can't bleedin' wait
April 23rd, 2015  
@graemestevens I'll look you up if I ever need some paint! When do you start?
April 23rd, 2015  
@ludgate 25th May - sadly I have to work out my notice period as well, which I was hoping I wouldn't have to, so I don't finish in the current horrible arsey bum job until 22nd May.
April 23rd, 2015  
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW JOB!!!!!!!!!
April 23rd, 2015  
Do you actually want the job?!
Hope Reginald gets over his cracker complex.
April 23rd, 2015  
@graemestevens One month! You can make it, I believe in you.
April 23rd, 2015  
@quietpurplehaze Thank you very much :)
@overalvandaan I really do - it's the one I was aiming for...excited.com
@ludgate I know I can, but I can I do it without leaving a trail of destruction in my wake?
April 23rd, 2015  
@graemestevens Hehe. Yes. As I always say, I will certainly make it through today, but I'm not sure about everyone else.
April 23rd, 2015  
@ludgate That's more or less my motto as well
April 24th, 2015  
He looks like he is wandering around in a war zone where all the other bodies have been flattened dead!! :-(( I hope he makes it...
April 24th, 2015  
@panthora I can neither confirm nor deny his demise
April 24th, 2015  
Congratulations!
April 24th, 2015  
@kt8ird Thank you so much, really looking forward to it!
April 24th, 2015  
Go ahead blame your mother. Congrats on the new job.
Fun capture
April 27th, 2015  
@bill_fe Thanks very much - it's always mums fault
April 27th, 2015  
Congrats on the job. You obviously did a good job of hiding your insanity at the interview.
April 27th, 2015  
@dh It was a closely run thing - I did start twitching uncontrollably half way through
April 27th, 2015  
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