This shot is SOOD (Straight Out Of Dog).
So, it was another one of those days, the ones with little or no time...on the bright side BOC deigned to undertake my "exit interview" today which took quite some time as I refused point blank to be anything but honest. No punches were pulled and no egos spared. At one point my manager said that if I hoped to return to BOC (???) he thought that I may well be burning my bridges, to which I replied "Karl, I'm not only burning bridges but I'm sinking all your f*#king boats as well."
Anyhoo...only 16 working days remain until I start my new, exciting, shiny job.
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
SOOD... wonderful! Your POV is excellent, although ironic. ;) "Get down on your belly, master, and photograph my poo." (I am channeling Stewie, from the Family Guy, in case anyone is alarmed). Good for you, on the job front. My sympathies for the job search.
This makes me laugh because I work at a county wide school district where the schools are known in employee circles by their initials. I worked at "Bess Maxwell" and once made a paper cut out poster of a steaming pile of "BM striving to become TopSoil"
@kwind Thanks very much - I'm going out with a bloody great big explosion followed by a firestorm of epic proportions! @voiceprintz It had to happen sooner or later... @alinz You're more than welcome - I'm enjoying myself immensely @kevin365 Thank you kindly good sir, and this shot stinks. @rosiekerr I love Stewie...and thank you very much although yes, you're right about the POV. I wish I hadn't down it now... @karlow75 I had a blast and even used my biggest words ;) @pandorasecho Oh dear...mind you, it's the sort of thing I'd do...
Those should be exciting sixteen days for all involved! Burn, baby burn!! Enjoy that time, and keep a smile at your face....On another note, that thing looks like it is trying to eat the grass!
@sidecar Because I'd quite like my final pay ;) @annied Yes, I did...and thank you @panthora If it ate the grass I would not be surprised in the least!
haha... there are so many times that I accidently type 'nice shit' instead of 'nice shot', and then have to to delete it..... Now I don't.
NICE SHIT....
LOL Well it makes me think of a story. About two guys walking down the street. When they come across some dog shit. One says it looks like dog shit. Then the other one says smell it see if it smells like dog shit. So the first guys smells the dog shit and says yep it smells like dog shit. Then the second guy says feel it and see if it feels like dog shit. So the first guy feels the dog shit and replies it feels like dog shit. Well says the second guy taste it and see if it taste like dog shit. Well with great hesitation the first guy tastes the dog shit and says it tastes like dog shit. Then the first guy says get my camera I want to take a picture of it. The second guy says why in the hell would you want a picture of dog shit. The first guy says so I can show everybody what we almost stepped in.
Ok - did I miss something? Does this mean you got the job you were interviewing for- over and over again? If so - mega congrats... If not - well - poop! That exit interview sounds awesome - hope they learned something from it!
P.S. I totally burned a bridge in an exit interview once. I felt bad, but not at the same time. Tried to friend the old boss years later on FB, she ignored me.
@sioux You're welcome ;) @kali66 There should be flies...this one was a bit too fresh I think... @annied@gigiflower Try being that close to it!!! @amandal I haven't felt bad yet...he was foolish enough to ask for my honest feedback ;) @northy I did get it - I start on 25th May and am excessively, unnaturally excited by it all!!! @hermann That is a good one, and thank you ;) @wildernesswillie I must remember that one...I always pick up after my two hounds when we're out walking (it's that or a $300 fine) which is lovely in the winter as I get nice warm hands, but by the end of the week I have about 30 bags of poo in the bin (outside thankfully)...might be time for a photo of that mountain... @whimsicalgrateful Mission accomplished ;) @colleenbrown88 Shit, thanks ;) @jack4john She certainly eats well... @deborah63 Me too - I often seem to type Greta instead of Great as well and am left wondering who Greta Shit is... ;)
My mother last year was telling me of her bucket list. She said she would like to go out and get the cows one more time early on a spring morning in her bare feet. When the grass is wet and cold. She said that the cows would always shit before they went into the barn and the warm shit on the cold feet felt so good. She said she would like to do that one more time. I told her if she did I wanted to take her picture.
Hooray for new jobs. I wish I had one only 16 days away!
@voiceprintz It had to happen sooner or later...
@alinz You're more than welcome - I'm enjoying myself immensely
@kevin365 Thank you kindly good sir, and this shot stinks.
@rosiekerr I love Stewie...and thank you very much although yes, you're right about the POV. I wish I hadn't down it now...
@karlow75 I had a blast and even used my biggest words ;)
@pandorasecho Oh dear...mind you, it's the sort of thing I'd do...
you did - hahahaha
I will be back
I will be back
@annied Yes, I did...and thank you
@panthora If it ate the grass I would not be surprised in the least!
NICE SHIT....
therapy......pleeease......waste of time and money
way too much detail
@kali66 There should be flies...this one was a bit too fresh I think...
@annied @gigiflower Try being that close to it!!!
@amandal I haven't felt bad yet...he was foolish enough to ask for my honest feedback ;)
@northy I did get it - I start on 25th May and am excessively, unnaturally excited by it all!!!
@hermann That is a good one, and thank you ;)
@wildernesswillie I must remember that one...I always pick up after my two hounds when we're out walking (it's that or a $300 fine) which is lovely in the winter as I get nice warm hands, but by the end of the week I have about 30 bags of poo in the bin (outside thankfully)...might be time for a photo of that mountain...
@whimsicalgrateful Mission accomplished ;)
@colleenbrown88 Shit, thanks ;)
@jack4john She certainly eats well...
@deborah63 Me too - I often seem to type Greta instead of Great as well and am left wondering who Greta Shit is... ;)
@susanalena ...lovely isn't it?
@andy3168 I did smell it. For someone with so many gas masks I don't know why I didn't wear one...
So... when you said 'Karl'. All I could think of was this llama's voice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y