In my new role I still call on a few of my clients from my last job, which I left 2 months ago (the relief was palpable to say the least). One of these clients informed me earlier in the week that an ex-colleague from my old job is still insisting on blaming errors on me. Errors that happened 2 weeks ago, well after I left. To quote my client, "how f**king stupid do they think we are?" Despite that, I felt forced to slip into my angry pants and "offload".
Bastard arsed gypsy slag wagon showers of goat shit.
On the bright side, I love my new role and no longer have to (barely) tolerate those twatbadgers.
Rant over.
For those even remotely interested, the song that goes with this image is Audiosoave's "Cochise": https://youtu.be/KDMvN45sjo4
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
welp... dangnabit...after reading what you wrote and watching the attached video... now I'm angry! Grrr! twatbadgers? I'm so sorry, but your bad day has made me giggle... have a shot on me... you sound like you need it :-)
@graemestevens I plan on using it ! I love the way you curse... for some reason it just sounds like a compliment... Oh, I'm a twatbadger... why thank you very much :-)
@bill_fe Thank you very much - someone has to do it ;) @888rachel I'm still here...lurking...and thank you :) @lifepause It's how I roll ;) @photohoot One must always remain gentlemanly, even under the most stressful of situations ;) @moviegal1 Thank you...I think ;)
It does help to write down all your feelings - I must remember that one "Showers of goat shit"! I have a particular person who I have never forgiven for what she did to me - that would be just right for her!
Hahaha wonderful photo, perfect way to get those feelings out!!! Really love it. And the tags are amazing. Curiously you're the only one to have used some of them.
@cindyloo Thank you very much - I'm still here, haunting you all. @kerosene Thank you very much - I had a funny feeling that they wouldn't have been used much! @rosiekerr I thought I had forgotten them but that bought it rushing back, albeit briefly. Sigh. And thank you :) @aprilmilani Nah, pretty damn good in this new job, just a disturbance in the force. @kwind They are indeed arsehats of the first degree. @taffy I thank you from the bottom of my twisted and blackened heart ;)
I skimmed the beginning of your description and had in my mind this is how you left your last client so I really felt it was good to re-read it slowly! Unnervingly brilliant shot. Cathartic indeed.
I suppose it's the wrong person in the pic. It's difficult to ignore a stab in back. Would be most impressive if you could though. Hope you can in the future, for inner peace, and a little more colour (sorry, just teasing).
@texastrails Thank you and yes, just what I was aiming for ;) @lsquared Thanks, it's how I roll ;) @mothermalarky You are more than welcome - as always I am pleased to be of assistance ;) @blueberry1222 To say the least @annied Me too, on both counts @jack4john Thanks - I'll be checking the mail regularly @mastermek It's not the person that I wanted it to be but when I offer someone a photo shoot because I'd like to kill them I can see why they would turn it down... ;) @nitrogene Thanks very much :)
Poor old Graeme's dead and gone,
We will see his like no more.
It wasn't the back stab that finished him off,
It was the crunch when his head hit the floor.
@vignouse I may have only just clambered out of bed after too much "fruit juice" (or as my daughter used to call it, 'Poppa's Squiffy Juice') last night
Well this is absolutely disgusting Graeme .......you emptied the tomato sauce bottle again! I only checked to see how you had gone on with the job......got a bit behind lately but glad you are all settled in & enjoying your new place.
@photohoot I just love the word 'twatbadgers' ;)
@888rachel I'm still here...lurking...and thank you :)
@lifepause It's how I roll ;)
@photohoot One must always remain gentlemanly, even under the most stressful of situations ;)
@moviegal1 Thank you...I think ;)
Cool as always!!!!
@kerosene Thank you very much - I had a funny feeling that they wouldn't have been used much!
@rosiekerr I thought I had forgotten them but that bought it rushing back, albeit briefly. Sigh. And thank you :)
@aprilmilani Nah, pretty damn good in this new job, just a disturbance in the force.
@kwind They are indeed arsehats of the first degree.
@taffy I thank you from the bottom of my twisted and blackened heart ;)
and i know quite a few showers of goat shit
@lsquared Thanks, it's how I roll ;)
@mothermalarky You are more than welcome - as always I am pleased to be of assistance ;)
@blueberry1222 To say the least
@annied Me too, on both counts
@jack4john Thanks - I'll be checking the mail regularly
@mastermek It's not the person that I wanted it to be but when I offer someone a photo shoot because I'd like to kill them I can see why they would turn it down... ;)
@nitrogene Thanks very much :)
@beschnett Thanks very much- I wish you were the first to have noticed ;)
We will see his like no more.
It wasn't the back stab that finished him off,
It was the crunch when his head hit the floor.