For the last week, every day I have had to pick up pizza boxes, McDonalds wrappers and general refuse from the front lawn before leaving for work. This morning I went out and was utterly delighted to see that the perpetrator(s) had been thoughtful enough to break a couple of bottles on my car and to also scratch down one side of it. It may well be time to lie in wait and initiate a frank and open discussion.
You can tell how much time I spend frowning as I seem to have developed a rather large "face bum" between my eyebrows...on the other hand, if I don't frown I'll be going through life with a look of permanent surprise on my face and we all know that just won't work.
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
Wow you look pissed off. I mean you've looked scary before but this is downright pissed off. Fantastic self portrait but good god I wouldn't want to be one of the idiots who did this to your car! Go get 'em - but don't get in too much trouble. We need you on this site!
The pavement outside our house has a resurrence in the issue we have with dog poo....its horrendous. What i would do if i knew who it was is unprintable.
brain dead oxygen thieves are a pain in the bum...can you set up an infra red camera and catch them in the act?...ditto Jane, Jocasta, and Caroline...interesting last tag btw...
@kwind Thanks very much :) @hiro Thanks very much - and for the record, I wouldn't mess with me either! @deborah63 I may have to use a full array of sentence enhancers @photographycrazy Thanks very much - revenge shall be mine. @gamelee I am too...but enough is enough. And you're welcome. @bill_fe Luckily the face bum is completely continent, which my mouth may not be when I catch them... @maree_sanderson Thank you very much - I'm just going to lurk in the bushes... @hermann Tonight's the night... @newbank That's another one that irritates me immensely. I have 2 dogs and can manage to pick up after them (quite nice in winter actually) so why others can't I will never understand! @kerosene Revenge shall be mine - I may even etch my initials in them and see how they like it @amandal I actually like the bum line...I've frowned so much that it's even there when I'm not frowning @jocasta Yes. Large ones.
Give the cretins he'll, I came across an asshole depositing a bag of rubbish near our gaff recently, I am delighted to think he wakes in a cold sweat at night seeing my ugly enraged mug in his dreams. This is a great shot by the way.
Truly wish that you didn't have to waste such a great portrait on those skanky arsed gypsy slag wagons. That is so Shakespearean in tone-love it to pieces. Capture the slag wagons on video and post of social media to shame to he&& out of them.
@kt8ird With a big stick even... @maggiemae I actually quite like the face bum look... @spanner Thanks very much :) @pandorasecho I shall take a large stick and a sharp axe... @joysabin There's nothing quite like a good Shakespearian inspired cursing session to release the tension... @happypat Not yet - the last time I kept digging them up and interrupting the process so I'm letting them be for know...2 pigs heads have joined the cemetery as well... @jack4john Thank you sir - I'll be out there tonight waiting patiently to unleash the full force of my fury @rachelwithey Thanks very much - I try to smile at least once a year @amandal It started on me when I turned 20 and got my first grey...you get used to it
@rosiekerr Thank you very much - I should just put all my selfies in the car windows... @kategoring Thanks very much - it's such a quiet neighbourhood, right on the town boundaries, that we don't often get hoods/idiots/knobs/dicks... @barb_b I'm certainly ready to take on two teenaged hooligans...the world may have to wait @cljs Thank you very much :)
I have to say that I prefer this more expressive mouth, even though it is pretty intense. So. Any luck with the hoodlums yet? I can just imagine how it goes. They, raptly focusing on their nefarious deeds, never notice the figure in the shadows, not crouching but rather lounging comfortably in a chair like an Audience of One. Then, a torch comes on like a spotlight on their shameful actions. The look on their faces is PRICELESS. I hope you get a picture.
I used to have a similar problem........... but since I started chasing them out of my garden with cutlasses, flintlocks and throwing live cannon charges at them. (mini dynamite sticks)......... nobody seems to bother me anymore. :)
Just print some extra large prints of your more outrageous shots and put them up outside your house with an "I live here" message. That should be enough to scare them off.
oh the thought of you out there scaring the shit out of anyone makes my day - go get 'em and make them pay! Would love to see the expression on their faces hahahahaha
@hiro Thanks very much - and for the record, I wouldn't mess with me either!
@deborah63 I may have to use a full array of sentence enhancers
@photographycrazy Thanks very much - revenge shall be mine.
@gamelee I am too...but enough is enough. And you're welcome.
@bill_fe Luckily the face bum is completely continent, which my mouth may not be when I catch them...
@maree_sanderson Thank you very much - I'm just going to lurk in the bushes...
@hermann Tonight's the night...
@newbank That's another one that irritates me immensely. I have 2 dogs and can manage to pick up after them (quite nice in winter actually) so why others can't I will never understand!
@kerosene Revenge shall be mine - I may even etch my initials in them and see how they like it
@amandal I actually like the bum line...I've frowned so much that it's even there when I'm not frowning
@jocasta Yes. Large ones.
@maggiemae I actually quite like the face bum look...
@spanner Thanks very much :)
@pandorasecho I shall take a large stick and a sharp axe...
@joysabin There's nothing quite like a good Shakespearian inspired cursing session to release the tension...
@happypat Not yet - the last time I kept digging them up and interrupting the process so I'm letting them be for know...2 pigs heads have joined the cemetery as well...
@jack4john Thank you sir - I'll be out there tonight waiting patiently to unleash the full force of my fury
@rachelwithey Thanks very much - I try to smile at least once a year
@amandal It started on me when I turned 20 and got my first grey...you get used to it
@mastermek That's what I'm counting on ;)
@kategoring Thanks very much - it's such a quiet neighbourhood, right on the town boundaries, that we don't often get hoods/idiots/knobs/dicks...
@barb_b I'm certainly ready to take on two teenaged hooligans...the world may have to wait
@cljs Thank you very much :)
@ahleena No luck yet - I had to sleep at some point...maybe I should dig traps...