Last night I saw some cute little birds at the bird feeder in the backyard so I decided to use my mad stealth ninja moves and sneak up on them to practice my photography skills.
The birds flew away. It must have been the wind that spooked them or maybe the distant thunder that was chasing away the rain that had just visited us because it certainly was not me.
I felt rather rejected by my feathered friends and, as I turned to slink back indoors, these raindrops that had gathered on a rung of the playhouse ladder caught my eye. There they were, just hanging out, chatting amongst each other. When they realized that, along with my superb ninja skills I also possess the ability to speak Rain, they totally freaked out and started dropping off one by one.
Whatever. If you've ever listened to the rain talk, you know it's always just a bunch of drama anyway.
