carrot from my vegetable patch by jerome

carrot from my vegetable patch

Terrific photo. Very nice idea.
July 26th, 2020  
Gardening for the giants these days or what?! Awesome creation, really well done!
July 26th, 2020  
Brilliant image :)
July 26th, 2020  
please give me some
July 26th, 2020  
Ha! This is sooo good! You must have one heckuva green thumb!
July 26th, 2020  
Ho Ho Ho Excellent processing fav
July 26th, 2020  
Wonderful processing and funny result. Fav
July 26th, 2020  
Wow, cool pic Jerôme. Your gardening skills must be even better than your great photographic and processing mastery and competency. Moreover it made me smile. Thanks for that.
July 26th, 2020  
hilarious!
July 26th, 2020  
Very clever
July 26th, 2020  
Hehe...well-done!
July 26th, 2020  
You must use amazing fertiliser to get a carrot that big
July 26th, 2020  
Wow! You are an amazing gardener and a great strongman. Well done.
July 26th, 2020  
Super! After "Jack and the Beanstalk", "Jerome and the Carrot plant”? Easy fav!
July 26th, 2020  
Oh my, that carrot would win the big carrot contest, easily!
July 26th, 2020  
Great processing and image
July 26th, 2020  
That would feed your family for a month! Well done
July 26th, 2020  
Awesome!
July 26th, 2020  
Hysterical
July 26th, 2020  
Hahah! Love it!!
July 26th, 2020  
Love it!
July 26th, 2020  
This is really cool and made me smile.
July 26th, 2020  
Amazing :)
July 26th, 2020  
How on earth did you pull it out of the ground??
July 26th, 2020  
I could tell you were an excellent gardener but this is incredible Jerome. What magical powers you have. And I really laughed out loud when I saw this. You will be eating carrot for a long while.
July 26th, 2020  
Wait... what???
July 26th, 2020  
Thanks for making me smile, is this your 2 metre distance measure?
July 27th, 2020  
I want to see the one of the fish you caught!
July 27th, 2020  
The one that got away was even bigger!
July 27th, 2020  
Jay
wow, ingenious pic, making gardeners jealous!
July 27th, 2020  
Ha ha, very funny!
July 27th, 2020  
@aikiuser Thanks Jenn, for your nice visit!
The giants… I think it's all about the giant lies these days.
July 27th, 2020  
@pixelchix My heckuva green thumb… I even have two! Unfortunately, you cannot see the expressive colour of my thumbs in the photo. I should have done better.
July 27th, 2020  
@mona65 Ein Lächeln gehört zum Schönsten dieser Welt. Danke für deine lieben Zeilen! Ich hoffe, es geht dir gut.
July 27th, 2020  
@kjarn Thank you, Kathy!
Fertilizing alone is not enough. You also need to talk to the carrots. Find nice words and a tender tone. It is best to do this every morning so that they have a nice feeling for the whole day.
July 27th, 2020  
@louannwarren Thank you, Lou Ann!
Do you know where a carrot competition is taking place right now?
July 27th, 2020  
@shepherdmanswife Thank you, Chantal!
Yes, such a carrot is actually enough for a whole month. However: I still have to solve the storage problem...
July 27th, 2020  
@mittens Thank you, Marilyn!
I am really pleased. :)
July 27th, 2020  
@fbailey Thank you, Felicity!
Unfortunately it is not possible without a spade. I have to dig a lot. But I'm about to design a special lifting machine for my carrots. I'm currently working on the hydraulics.
July 27th, 2020  
@jerome oh I’m sure someplace in this wide world there is a contest for the largest carrot! They have largest watermelon and largest squash contests in America’s farmland, so there must be a carrot contest too. 😊
July 27th, 2020  
@helenhall Thank you, Helen!

I am very pleased that I made you laugh. I think we need that in these times: opportunities to laugh...

With Corona I had time for the garden as never before. I did a lot and I also have time for nonsense. Like these monster carrots.

Yes, you can live on my carrots for weeks. I've tried pretty much all of the recipes - carrot salad, carrot soup, carrot cake, carrot fries, carrot cookies. However: After daily carrots on the plate, the enthusiasm wanes. At some point you can no longer smell carrots.

I use a special tool to develop my magical powers. The company that produces it also runs a photo shop...
July 27th, 2020  
@arnica17 Thank you, Arnica!
Gladly! With the greatest of pleasure I send you some carrots. But we still have to talk about sharing the dispatch costs to Indonesia... If I am correctly informed, the dispatch to Indonesia costs about € 500 (IDR 8,496,015.55) - registered mail, insured.
Do you have a good suggestion?
July 27th, 2020  
@mona65 Danke, liebe Mona!
Ein Lächeln gehört zum Schönsten dieser Welt. Danke für deine lieben Zeilen! Ich hoffe, es geht dir gut.
July 27th, 2020  
@louannwarren Thank you, Lou Ann! I will take part. I think I have a good chance ...
July 27th, 2020  
@inthecloud5 Thank you Christine!
A smile from the heart is the best food for the soul.
This carrot measures exactly 218.75cm in length (without green stuff). So it fits. Unfortunately, it did not work in practice: The people are terrible. Everyone thinks they can bite off a piece of it. It is over very quickly with social distance. I am therefore just creating a carrot spacer made of fretsaw wood. When not in use, it can be folded like a fanfold. The project is about to go into series production.
July 27th, 2020  
@northy Thank you, Northy, for your interest.
I am available for further information.
July 27th, 2020  
@gardencat @jgpittenger Thank you, Joanne! Thank you, Jane!
I'm one of the dubious people who like to eat fish but don't want to catch and kill them.
July 27th, 2020  
@jaywoods Thank you, Jay!
Yes, those frustrated gardeners ... They want to run my carrots down. Some assume that I mix illegal hormones with the irrigation water. I object to that insinuation! Everything organic.
July 27th, 2020  
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Thank you for your nice comments! Incidentally, I have more unusual strains in the garden. :)
July 27th, 2020  
@jerome sorry the carrot didn't work :) but your alternative sounds like a great idea, I will order one!
July 27th, 2020  
@inthecloud5 Thanks for your kind interest! You will be one of the first to be informed when mass production starts. Of course there is a friendship price for you.
July 27th, 2020  
@haskar Thank you, Haskar!
A "strongman"... You should have experienced me 30 years ago, in the prime of my life. But a little is still possible.
July 27th, 2020  
@domenicododaro Thank you, Domenico!
My carrots are not yet growing up to the sky. But I'm experimenting...
July 27th, 2020  
Fantastic.
July 28th, 2020  
What's up Doc? Bugs Bunny might be calling soon!
July 28th, 2020  
Fav
July 28th, 2020  
@joysabin He has already ordered. Delivery is on the way.
July 28th, 2020  
@lstasel @sdutoit Thank you for your kind comments!
July 28th, 2020  
Fav! I wish I had some horses for that carrot! :)
July 28th, 2020  
Fabulous :)
July 28th, 2020  
Jay
@jerome haha..thats funny
July 29th, 2020  
@jaywoods @kgolab Thank you for your nice visit!
July 29th, 2020  
@gardenfolk Wishes can be fulfilled...
July 29th, 2020  
Wow! You are strong man!
August 3rd, 2020  
and I thought you were taller than that hahahaha
August 8th, 2020  
That is one amazing carrot and I absolutely love your composition! Congrats on the super harvest and a great shot. Just viewed on TT - well earned recognition.
August 8th, 2020  
@annied You'd almost think you're jealous of my vegetable results... ;-)
August 8th, 2020  
@jerome who me? hahahahaha
August 8th, 2020  
@vesna0210 You should have seen me thirty years ago...
August 8th, 2020  
@taffy Thank you, Taffy, for your nice comment!
Sometimes I allow myself a joke. I am very happy when others find it entertaining too.
August 8th, 2020  
@annied All right, then. You saw through me.
August 8th, 2020  
@jerome not with that huge carrot in the way ;)
August 8th, 2020  
@annied
Well, I could try a photo in which I give you an unobstructed view of my body. However, I do not publish any nude photographs.
August 8th, 2020  
@jerome hahahahaha maybe a spring onion or chive would do the trick :)
August 8th, 2020  
@annied I have the impression that the scope for interpretation is expanding (or my English skills are so bad).
I'll try it this way: So you accept secrets. A smart woman. That makes life more interesting.
August 8th, 2020  
@jerome I do indeed 😁
August 8th, 2020  
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