Sometimes, an event occurs that alters the course of history. In such a moment, every action bears itself out in ripples that cascade through the ages, and the very nature of all that was to come afterward shifts irrevocably. When generations look back, they cannot even perceive this juncture as a discrete phenomenon, so integrally woven are its consequences into everything they know and understand.
At other times, people eat some pizza together.
WELCOME TO BUTTERSAFE EXPO 2011.
This year's Buttersafe Expo (BSX) is a little later than usual. Why is that, you ask? It is because we are unable to travel back in time and hold it any earlier. C'est la vie. Even though BSX may be occurring in a different month than it has in the past, we have it on good authority that pizza is still readily available in the month of June, so all should go as planned.
And what is it that is planned? Well, this year we have the following attractions lined up:
