Replace Wand with Wang

[Ron's wand is broken]
Ron: My wand. Look at my wand!.
Harry: Be thankful it's not your neck.
[Just then, the Whomping Willow attacks.

- The title came from an online forum that asks people to read Potter books and replace the word 'wand' with 'wang'. :D

[joey d.Muli]

Awesome-!!wanna replace Wang to--hAhA-never mind :)