Completely accidental, elephant toast. I was about to take a bite and
then I noticed what it looked like - a 365 shot.
This baby elephant had strayed away from the safety of the main loaf, I mean the - herd. Anxiously, the other older slices looked on as it ran exuberantly around chasing crumbs (innocently oblivious to the danger of being eaten) until once again it was reunited with its elephant toast mother. She gave it a right telling off let me tell you! It was a completely unbuttered life lesson for the little elephant. Oh my, the other toast elephants had to cover their ears until she was done and her eyes had stopped popping. Little toast elephant promised he would never chase crumbs again, adding under his breath not while she was watching anyhow. At that moment there was much celebratory trumpeting and stomping of crusts. Breakfast was always a dangerous time for the toast elephants, especially the willful younger ones.
hahahahaha okay this is officially my favourite weird Matt picture and story and I am therefore fav'ing this as I think i have never laughed so hard while reading a caption. Also Jenn's @shutterbugger reference to house hippo's was icing on the cake for me, cause that is the best commercial ever.
