can't get a break, that's me by summerfield

can't get a break, that's me

why, you ask?

when i was young, i was picked to play one of the wicked stepsisters in the school's cinderella. many years on, now, i am the wicked stepmother. tee-hee!

if the cinderella situation happened in this age, WSM's rapsheet would read, among others, child labour and child endangerment. we all know she treated the lovely cinderella so bad, firing all their servants and letting the girl be their maid. unlawful confinement, for preventing cinderella to go to the prince's ball, she destroyed cinderelli's dress so she would stay home. she would also be guilty of pimping her two daughters for marriage into royalty. and the worst, blackmailing the grand duke once she overheard that he had secretly arranged for the prince to marry someone without the prince knowing it.

well, WSM at least was not a murderer, unlike that pompous egotistic/egoistic evil queen who thought she was the fairest of them all and had snow white or belle done in. WSM can't and won't be associated with the likes of her, no way!

for five plus two's 'Not with that person, no way!!!" theme this week.

over at mad hatters, we are exploring what criminal charges would be laid against those famous fairy tale characters. head on over and see about cinderella's mugshot and rap sheet. if you're so inclined, of course. http://365project.org/madhatters/365/2015-04-22

Well, they didn't call her the "wicked" stepmother because she baked brownies for the PTA meeting!
April 23rd, 2015  
Wickedly charming-:)
April 23rd, 2015  
delightful...I like this.
April 23rd, 2015  
intriguing sign and clever, beautiful woman!
April 23rd, 2015  
Very funny!
April 23rd, 2015  
what a beautiful wicked stepmother you are
April 23rd, 2015  
You look waaaaay to serious! Great outfit!
April 23rd, 2015  
lady there is no messing with you, you do badass amazing
April 23rd, 2015  
Sorry - you don't look mean enough! Lets not pursue this wicked stepmother thing - people might believe in it and there are too many people including me who are stepmothers!
April 23rd, 2015  
LOVE the look! :)
April 23rd, 2015  
Fabulous shot! :)
April 23rd, 2015  
ha ha ha ha (laughing at this and all the other mad hatter shots.)
April 23rd, 2015  
Thanks for the laugh!!! I'm one of those wicked Steps too! Love this!
April 23rd, 2015  
Don't mess with your stepmother, great selfie!
April 23rd, 2015  
This is great.
April 23rd, 2015  
No messing with the WSM! Love how you have portrayed yourself.
April 23rd, 2015  
Bad Ass! fabulous, love the narrative as always. ;o)
April 24th, 2015  
HAHAHA- love it
April 24th, 2015  
@olivetreeann - tee-hee! thank you, ann.

@joemuli - why, thank you, j!

@voiceprintz -hahaha! i am never delightful according to my friends! thank you, jt.

@nanderson - thank you, nancy.

@whimsicalgrateful - thank you, marta.

@annied - hahaha! you got all three in there together. :-) thank you, miss annie.

@mikegifford - i'm always serious! hahaha! thank you, mike.

@kali66 - ooh! i like being a badass, especially if i'm amazing! thank you, kali.

@maggiemae - well, thankfully, the eyebrows did it. i just had it shaped and waxed so i had to take a photo! hahaha! thank you, maggiemae.

@voiceprintz - two comments! wow! thank you!

@skippysue - thank you, sue.

@francoise - glad i could make you laugh. thank you, francoise.

@susanalena - i, too, am a stepmother, but according to the stepchildren, i was fun when they were young, and handy now to babysit the grands! thank you, susana.

@overalvandaan - thank you, saxa.

@epcello - thank you, erika.

@salza - thank you, sally. just had the eyebrows shaped. free at the office for staff appreciation week. :-)

@barneyone - thank you, rita!

@catsmeowb - thank you, camille.
April 24th, 2015  
Ha love this!
April 24th, 2015  
Haaaaaaas! Love the pimping! Fav
April 25th, 2015  
Fabulous shot! So funny!
April 27th, 2015  
Love this. Such an evil, condescending look on your face
April 27th, 2015  
I can't imagine look as a wick stepmom but this shot makes me wonder maybe just maybe
April 29th, 2015  
Wickedly Priceless! You really should be a star on stage and screen! Awesome ♥
April 29th, 2015  
My dear friend you have outdone yourself with this on. Your imagination never ceases to amaze me. Bravo. FAV
May 11th, 2015  
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