People kept going on and on and telling me that I should follow my dreams..... So I gave in and set sail in a giant colander, crewed by talking kangaroos and a brontosaurus called Eric. We headed off across an ocean of custard with the kangaroos bailing like mad. We were heading to the land of the fairies to rescue Titania from the evil purple wizard..... but sadly we were attacked by a swarm of singing bees and the the kangaroos had to stop bailing to fight them off. I was rescued from the sinking colander by a mermaid who dumped me on a desert island where I had to fight off a tribe of cannibals and am currently awaiting the arrival of International Rescue in Thunderbird 4. However I have made friends with this very nice zombie rabbit.
