Desdemona's mother, (Dolores) has signed her up for an open university course in philosophy, in an attempt to help her deal with her existential angst.
I don't recall Nietzsche having a lot to say about seagulls, or fish for that matter, but maybe his theories about radical critique of reason and truth in favour of perspectivism and his notion of the Apollonian and Dionysian may prove useful to her.
@cottiac Ah well you see..... I was born on a pirate ship which ran aground on a desert island in a storm. I was the only survivor and was raised by seagulls. So I speak fluent seagull. :)