When you just cannot seem to get a good shot, the other option is to take the crappy shot and edit the bejesus out of it, just like I have here. The weather is cold and so an inside shot seemed like such a good idea at the time! Oh well, you win some, you lose some! It's the journey, not the destination.
It probably looks better on black but if I was you, I wouldn't waste my time finding out.
Hey, I am impressed you gave it a go! I am too intimidated to try. A+ for effort and still a very cool shot. Your description made me chuckle. Love your sense of humor!