Dateline July 20. Now also known as "The Day I Almost Killed My Sister-in-Law By Making Her Slog Through Ankle-Deep Mud in a Mosquito-Infested Swamp to Look For Wildflowers." Really, Vicki, explaining that huge welt on your face and the bramble scratches all over your arms is going to be much more interesting than saying you sat on the beach and read a book all afternoon. Trust me. (Of course that is how you ended up in the swamp in the first place . . . )
