Why Didn't the Crab Give to Charity?

Because he was Shellfish!

and there you have it ----she's lost her mind!

a King Crab at Sydney Aquarium

[Eve Pulsater]

Lovely picture, dreadful joke. At least he wasn't a prawn again christian!

[Annie D]

@creampuff oh and you say mine was bad ------pleeeeeeeeeeease! hahahahaha

[Molly]

Yes well .... Love the detail in here, especially that huge crab claw and the light and shade.

[Nina Ganci]

awesome capture Annie. have not seen such a huge crab before.

[Paula W]

Crab looks great, not sure about the joke Annie! I have a bad one too - Whats ET short for? Because he's got short legs!! (Sorry!)

[Mike]

Had to fav this for the joke alone. Thanks for the silliness that made my day :)

[Annie D]

@mikekutz you are welcome Mike - I needed the silliness too

[Annie D]

@paulaw hahahahahahaha oh Paula!

[Paula W]

Can you believe I didn't get that one when I first heard it on the radio and took me about ten minutes of repeating it to myself and saying that's just not funny until the penny dropped. Didn't help when I tried to relay it to friends and got it wrong as I unwittingly changed it to 'what does ET stand for?' ....

[Annie D]

@paulaw hahaha I will admit I read it twice - lol - it is because the language doesn't match or go together - if that makes sense - but it made me giggle

[Kathie]

I think the crab is wincing.