Meet the library cat. Many years ago when I worked in Hounslow library, whenever we were short of team members to staff the desks, we'd jokingly put down that the library cat would do it. When I left they gave me the library cat to give a good home to.
I'm shockingly bad though - she doesn't even have a name and has been languishing on a dusty shelf in the book room.
Oh wow I read your words before I looked at the picture ……properly! I really thought at first glance it was real. I thought you were neglecting it poor thing!