Thanks to everyone for voting for me on the first ITCT :) i had SOOOOO much fun thinking of sayings and i hope you do to with the following image. it may be more difficult then the first but that should ultimately creaate some unique sayings :)
special mention to @kyle for thinking of a very similar saying right after me. great minds think alike ;)
Comment below with your quirky or painfully funny saying that the animals pictured might say if they could talk. Be brief and concise (140 characters or less). You can submit as many times as you want. Submissions end on Saturday night, EST. I'll pick the top 5 on Sunday and we'll vote for the winner. Winner gets to choose the next picture.
A pooor example would be " i like your hat". think outside of the box and let your imagination guide you! :D
“And as you can see lady's and gentleman his is totally under my influence. He's not asleep, but in a very relaxed state of mind and currently very open to suggestion.
Now remember, when you go back to your respective Zoo's and try this out yourself you have to start out very small, don't be too ambitious. Let me show you.
Right Mr Zoo keeper, I'm touching your head and as I do this you feel veeeery calm. Now as I release pressure from your hat you will slowly return to a full state of conscious fully relaxed, incredibly happy and with no memory of what's just occurred. And you will have an itching desire to buy every freshly shelled peanut within a five mile radius of your home to bring to work tomorrow and leave in our enclosures. Are you ready?........3.......2.........1...... and your back in the room"
"That's right, it's under your hat. I've scooped up my poop and am now squishing it under your hat. Next time you try and clean out my enclosure when I'm sleeping I hope you think twice about it"
"Just Posing for a Promontional AD Picture for the "New Pachydermography Machine" designed to search for and help eliminate even the most difficult cases of Brainfartitis in the general population"
I'm quite old, cant see well, but if I am not mistaken, this right here, is a giant peanut standing before me. ooor quite possibly a puny man who smells of peanuts.
Elephant: 'They don't call me Hatrick Charlie for nothing. Wanna see? Now stand here. Don't move. I'm going to turn and fart your hat off.'
Man: (Sigh!) Do I really have to?
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Man: OOOOhhhh that feels Good!
"You're getting sleepy...very sleepy."
guy: pfft crazy!
Man: whats so funny?
elephant : You are the Funniest looking girl I have ever seen!
Can't wait until that girlfriend of his gets a whiff of THIS!
Horton: Nope, it's a different 'cat' under this hat.
Now remember, when you go back to your respective Zoo's and try this out yourself you have to start out very small, don't be too ambitious. Let me show you.
Right Mr Zoo keeper, I'm touching your head and as I do this you feel veeeery calm. Now as I release pressure from your hat you will slowly return to a full state of conscious fully relaxed, incredibly happy and with no memory of what's just occurred. And you will have an itching desire to buy every freshly shelled peanut within a five mile radius of your home to bring to work tomorrow and leave in our enclosures. Are you ready?........3.......2.........1...... and your back in the room"
Elephant :... " I dunno Doc, I woke up this morning and it was just there!"
guy: i'm getting tired of this...he can have the stupid hat! weird creature...
Man: *unamused* gaah. fine.
"Jose Mays here with the new invention. The peanut hat. Our little friend here just loves it. Get yours now for only 2 payments of 19.95."
Man: "OMG, a talking elephant..." *Faints*
or
"Ahem, excuse me sir, you dropped your hat over there."
Man: Yeah What ever!
Guy - why wont this thing leave me alone....
Man: (Sigh!) Do I really have to?
Guy - Ugh...
Kumar - Ugh...
Guy - Wheres my Elephant rifle...
Elephant (thinking) Newbie!!!!
Man: I new I should not have eaten gummy bears for lunch.
Man: I will not bow down
Elepehant: if you don't I will force you to bow, now bow!!!
At the shutter: "Goose!!"