Well, I think somewhere in London there is an alternative me and this is quite definately the alternative Steve-from-work ... The same look as he got on the train ... the same black mac in the luggage rack ... the same toss of the paperback onto the table ...
Steve-from-work and alternative-Steve-from-work must NEVER meet, for fear of the universe exploding. Or something.
(Although Steve-from-work maintains they're different as he sleeps with his head against the window ...)
Today's music: That's Entertainment - Paul Weller and Noel Gallagher.