Google may have taken away the last iota of innocence that I may have retained.
Seems- if I managed to suck in any info.. possibly Peter Peter Pumpkin ( technically a fruit ) Eater's wife was a bit of a harlot and in order to curtail that behaviour Peter either 1. made her wear a chastity belt affectionately? nicknamed pumpkin or fashioned one from the FRUIT 2. Ended her existence stuffed her inside a pumpkin and sought a second wife... No wonder I constantly had night terrors