A Fruity Number

Do you want to know what I can do with my orange?

@graemestevens

[Julie Duncan]

Laughing. Out loud. :)

[Graeme Stevens]

@juliedduncan Someone had to take it there...

[Newbank Lass]

I'm looking at your bum with my head tilted sideways.....you're rocking that skirt thing. What is it you do with your orange?

[Graeme Stevens]

@newbank Thank you...I throw it at perverts.

[Newbank Lass]

@graemestevens oh....well ill lick the juice off my face then.....tasty fresh orange juice. Yum.....

[Shanne]

lol, that's quite something else

[Graeme Stevens]

@shannejw That's very diplomatic of you ;)
@newbank See that you do...

[Sem]

I always thought your orange would be more... orange.

[HEW]

No thank you. That information shouldn't be shared! Nice leg btw

[Joanne Diochon]

You need to do a similar shot but with one of those Roman centurion things with the split leather skirt.I'm not describing it very well but I hope you get what I mean.

[Maggiemae]

You would be at home amongst the people going to the classic motorbike show here. Probably need a ring in your nose, though!

[Mike Gifford]

@graemestevens Ha! A bit disturbing but for some reason I was expecting something like this composition! Is that a short Scottish kilt or a real skirt? Actually, never mind, I don't want to know ;-)

[Pam Knowler]

Still laughing!! Very dainty I must say!! This shot has really made me laugh - I think it's the expression on your face!!

[john morley]

Are you going to stick it up your back beach...

[Edwin Ramos]

You are really nailing this! Lol.
I like the expression of your face the best...

[☠northy]

Nope

[HippieChick13]

this made getting out of bed this morning worth it. Absolutely worth it

[Graeme Stevens]

@semjaja It depends entirely on what's been done with it...
@hwhittle77 One of my better features...I should shave more often...
@gardencat I know exactly what you mean but I'd be concerned by the amount of tucking required...
@maggiemae There is no way I'd be going out of the house in this get up
@mikegifford I'm not telling...just imagine...
@pamknowler Pleased to be of assistance ;)
@jack4john I may need some Vaseline...
@fearinnocent It came as a surprise to me as well....
@northy Correct ;)
@hippiechick13 So pleased to have helped ;)

[Edwin Ramos]

Haha like that! Outstanding model and photographer!

[Graeme Stevens]

@fearinnocent one of us had to get it right...

[Edwin Ramos]

@graemestevens you're absolutely right!

[kali]

oh but where are the heels?

[Graeme Stevens]

@kali66 I have no desire to break my neck trying to make it in front of the camera before the timer decides that NOW is a good time

[Marelize Dry]

Thanks for the laugh, love your expression!

[Annie D]

holy ...........crap
...........hell
...........moley
collapsed on the floor in fits
orange you just a pretty boy

[Jocasta]

Very clever and very Graeme -

[Caroline]

Haha 'very Graeme' - YES, agree with Jocasta! Very funny fruit shot. :)

[Amy Evans]

hahaha

[Graeme Stevens]

@ounooi I blame it on the orange...
@annied I do try...
@jocasta Thank you kindly - I think ;)
@kerosene Funny? This is my normal Sunday outfit...
@amyhughes :)

[summerfield]

i need to go back to my shrink.

[Annie D]

@graemestevens and you are trying :)

[Graeme Stevens]

@summerfield You an me both ;)

[emily tull]

hahahaha

[Osia Strasner]

I had to pick myself up off the floor where I fell off laughing when I saw this....but, yet, it was to be expected, and I am so glad you did not disappoint!! ;-)))) Lovely gams.....the top is adorable....and, no I don't even want to think about what you would do with that orange!! Thank you!!

[Graeme Stevens]

@houdiniem :)
@panthora Are you sure about that? It's a fascinating trick ;)