One of my colleagues, who has not spoken to me since I resigned 3 weeks ago, even when asked a direct question, finally broke his silence this morning. This "man" is 34, married and has 3 children, so one would assume that he is an adult. He asked me when my final day was, and I replied that it is next Friday...to which he said "well, you're just...you're just gay!"
Well poo poo head to you too.
Of all the insults that have been hurled at me over the last 44 years, this is the most insulting yet. Why?
Certainly not because I'm homophobic - in fact, two of my closest friends are gay, Fabulously, extravagantly, enthusiastically gay...very far from "just gay".
No, I'm insulted because there was no thought or effort involved. I would far rather be a "goat shagging gypsy slag wagon flying shower of goat shit" than "just gay".
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
He just love you, man...and doesn't know how to say it any other way. Seriously, though, not that it makes it right, but sounds like he doesn't want you to leave. So gay;-).
@amandal I wondered why I felt watched... @maggiemae Exceedingly laughable! And thanks. @pandorasecho Well spotted, but they are different breeds of goats, so all is well ;) @vignouse Yes indeed, and I'm forever thankful for that! @epcello I didn't know what to say so yes, this is the look he got ;) @deliad Yes indeed, and I hope so too! @juliedduncan Nope, there aren't ;) @moviegal1 Thanks very much :) @lsanderson55 I believe so, but we shall see. @voiceprintz Its probably on the other foot... @northy He's not renowned for his personal hygiene so...ahhh...no
Well I feel that his "insult" (?) is a little old fashioned - tell him from me that some slightly more up to date words he may wish to consider are "phat" or "sik" or of course if he prefers the old stuff "I will miss you!"
Watch out for your last week - he will be trying to pull your (metaphorical) pig tails!!!!
@yrhenwr Absolutely his problem. And he is now a problem for someone else... @alinz There will be no pig tail pulling here - like I'd give away a bottle of wine even to apologise! @kt8ird Thank you kindly...it seemed to be the only rational response... @kareenking Ah, now - about that...ummmm @tabarlett You're probably right but he's still a prat. @photographycrazy Thanks very much - quite peculiar I thought @dibzgreasley None what so ever - at least if he'd made some effort I could have been happy...
Oh you poor poor man, well at least you got your art and you can always "kill" him with it ;-) And i so agree with @amandal ´s comment -he´s so gay :) Great that you got away from this Place, all the best for you new adventures. Oh and cool shot btw!
Besides the fact that this bloke is obviously a complete twat - one must be careful assuming that any bloke is an adult - hahaha oh sorry I couldn't resist
Hahahaha hilarious!!! That a guy can only think of that to insult you with! Damn, you should have told him to watch his mouth or you would hit him with your handbag! hahahaha. Nice photo, I take it that's your foot up his rear!
Yesterday I had to sit thru (read: torture) "High Performing Team" training. We were told that 1st impressions count. Wow, that's coming from a genius. Anyway, maybe he thinks that a man that wears a scarf is gay. I can only hope you tongue kiss him on the way out as you give his arse a good squeeze :)
@susale Thanks very much - do I have to kill him with art? Can't I use a knife? @newbank It's because I'm a drama queen ;) @leanne333 I'm delighted - 5 working days to go! @mothermalarky Well, who wouldn't? ;) @annied He is a twat of the highest order. @sioux Thanks very much - he's not the sharpest tool but still... @gigiflower There's no way I'm kissing him - I've smelled his breath before @karlow75 Absolutely no thought at all. He certainly couldn't remember his big boy words. @jack4john I'd like to say I'd rather take the moral high ground, but as I only have one week to go and very little left to do I think I might spend my time playing with his little mind ;)
Wow, what is this guy, five years old or something?!! Frankly, I think he is lusting after you, and is just too upset that this relationship did not go anywhere, and now, well, you are JUST leaving!! Love the "goat shagging gypsy....whatever.... ;-))
Nice haircut!
@maggiemae Exceedingly laughable! And thanks.
@pandorasecho Well spotted, but they are different breeds of goats, so all is well ;)
@vignouse Yes indeed, and I'm forever thankful for that!
@epcello I didn't know what to say so yes, this is the look he got ;)
@deliad Yes indeed, and I hope so too!
@juliedduncan Nope, there aren't ;)
@moviegal1 Thanks very much :)
@lsanderson55 I believe so, but we shall see.
@voiceprintz Its probably on the other foot...
@northy He's not renowned for his personal hygiene so...ahhh...no
Watch out for your last week - he will be trying to pull your (metaphorical) pig tails!!!!
@alinz There will be no pig tail pulling here - like I'd give away a bottle of wine even to apologise!
@kt8ird Thank you kindly...it seemed to be the only rational response...
@kareenking Ah, now - about that...ummmm
@tabarlett You're probably right but he's still a prat.
@photographycrazy Thanks very much - quite peculiar I thought
@dibzgreasley None what so ever - at least if he'd made some effort I could have been happy...
@newbank It's because I'm a drama queen ;)
@leanne333 I'm delighted - 5 working days to go!
@mothermalarky Well, who wouldn't? ;)
@annied He is a twat of the highest order.
@sioux Thanks very much - he's not the sharpest tool but still...
@gigiflower There's no way I'm kissing him - I've smelled his breath before
@karlow75 Absolutely no thought at all. He certainly couldn't remember his big boy words.
@jack4john I'd like to say I'd rather take the moral high ground, but as I only have one week to go and very little left to do I think I might spend my time playing with his little mind ;)
@annied I only have 5 days left, there is no time to lose!