I put my coffee down, turned round to get my phone, and by the time I got back my place was taken by a large white dog. He obviously thought that the mug had his name on it...... actually, he might have a point......
"Daft apeth: A pet name for a silly person. A shortening of daft apeth. Apeth, derived from haypneeworth (half a penny's worth) but pronounced ha'p'orth."
This phrase comes from the North of England. There seems to be some dispute between Yorkshire and Lancashire (nothing new there!) because both claim it as their own. My husband is a Yorkshireman, and I'm originally from Lancashire, so the debate rages on.
I got back from my Mum's a bit later than I had hoped, because I checked her car's oil and water, and pumped her tyres off before leaving. Just as well I did - the tyres were very soft.
When I got home I went to the farm supplies shop for pig and sheep food. I have been putting it off all week because I was convinced that the Landrover wasn't going to start because it isn't getting much use in lockdown. Fortunately, my fears were unfounded. The sun came out for about 20 seconds as I drove home. That 20 seconds put the whole world in a new light, and made me think of brighter times to come.
I love your narrative Jan, makes me smile!
George knows which side his bread is buttered but doesn’t realise the implications of his positioning. Great composition as always!
January 16th, 2021
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George knows which side his bread is buttered but doesn’t realise the implications of his positioning. Great composition as always!