Because Everyone Needs a Rubber Chicken

Or So I Thought.
I bought one for an ex-girlfriend as a gift & I don't think it was quite understood.
Owning a rubber chicken is ME.
East Village
San Diego, CA

[Jane Anderson]

Very nice and misunderstood cousin of the more celebrated rubber ducky!

[Jenn]

It's true. Everyone needs one. Great POV

[John Rambo]

@cejaanderson @jennwithtwons I do not recall ever having a rubber ducky.
That may explain the need for the rubber chicken, later in life.

[Stephanie Swift]

RC looks very cheerful. Maybe you should get her a ruby ducky as a friend?

[John Rambo]

@tristansmum Maybe were I to take more baths, less showers.

[Louise & Ken]

I would face quizzically, the presentation of a rubber chicken as well! Was this an "ex" before or after said presentation?

[John Rambo]

@Weezilou Well, she had a wicked sense of humor, as did I, but I think this was a gender-line thing.
Kinda like how fart jokes and The Three Stooges are viewed as funny (or not) between the sexes.