To Snapchap
@steampowered A great part of my everyday 365 experience.
He's left and shut his account down before I could copy all of his great tags!
Here are, raw, the first 50 days:
hedgehogs
kapow
argh, no power
soul food
contrasty
tim'rousbeastie
huff and puff
idiot
oh my god my eyeballs are smoking
Many years ago when I had to wear a tie at work, I came into the office wearing a rather smart one. My boss took me to one side and told me that it was too bright and I had to change it.I checked the dress code for the office which said that gentlemen must wear a tie but no specification as to what colour that tie should be. I embarked on a hunt for the most gaudy ties I could find and collected about one hundred screaming horrors over the years. Now I am retired and I don't need to wear them any more but I am loth to give them away. Every time I see them, I smile and thank Rob-the-knob for telling me off that day. Best viewed large... with sunglasses on
hell's teeth this is depressing after all those days of eye popping colour, ok i burned the table. i'll come clean.
snapchap, why did i bother to come here today?, by heck this is a boring shot. he has done better you know, what is black and white black and white black and white? a zebra falling downstairs!
curse you ring-pull top on this tin of tomatoes! i will get the better of you!
potatoes are a girl's best friend
£$@*ing b%$t@r£ b!oo*y %&$$ing things! why did i ever start this shot in the first place?
darling! you haven't seen my specs have you?, now where did i put those?
tomorrow dorko takes on the dreaded toy letbowl in the you-better-clean-that-bathroom-or-there-will-be-trouble saga (ongoing)
how do you like your eggs in the morning love? unfertilised please!
what is the difference between kinky and perverse? kinky is using a feather during love making; perverse is using the whole darned chicken!
toto! toto! where have you gone? come back here you little wretch or i'll give you such a kicking!, ...and we all know what they say about girls with red shoes... :o)
here four eyes. are you looking at my bird? no? is there something wrong with her then you prat?
what'sa matta you hey? gotta no respect whatta you think you do why you looka so sad? it's-a not so bad it's-a nice-a place ah shaddap you face
do you know why people are like stained glass windows? he's a little pane she's a little pane he's a big pane...!
if you are selling those puppies i'll have the one with the pink nose...
i say carruthers. this really is a bit of a lost world... egad! isn't that a splendid example of a tyranosaurus rex coming through the trees...aaaargh! gerrof
my wife said she was leaving me for her dance partner. she said goodbye and waltzed out!
