I have this little doggy, he really is so good
He keeps me safe within my home, like any guard dog would
There’s one thing that has worried me, he can’t stop this disease
We hear the news from our TV, that doesn’t give us ease
I stay indoors and look at walls, whilst Donald stays outside
He doesn’t bark or make a noise; I know he’s by my side
But then I have some other fears, my WIFI and my phone
If they went wrong my only link, to hear those real voice tones
Back outside my back door, I’ll pat Donald on his head
His life out here goes hot and cold, but he hasn’t got our dread
We need to stick to all the rules, stay inside your house
Just one hour of exercise, and shop by your hand mouse.