The problems with my grey haired locks, falling in my face
I had a rummage through my draws, to resolve this hairy case
I came upon these few sports caps, they came from business trips
As customers try to butter me up, I looked for quality slips
I’ve gone back to my long lost teens, with caps upon my head
I dance around the kitchen floor, a sight my kids would dread
But what I need is help from you, to make the proper choice
Which one should be good for me, the colour you can voice?
I like the golfing tartan green, this shouldn’t cause a row
Then there is the Stampede one, a horse upon my brow
The Instromet is far too white, with its button in the middle
An Orbit choice, not good for me, as space might cause a piddle
Each one so clean and pretty ,
I think I would choose the tartan one ,
To hide your grey locks neatly !!