This creature was sat in the corner of my lounge just above the TV, in fact every time you looked at the TV screen you were drawn towards it.
Last night I had enough, it had time to disappear but didn't, so out came the whisky glass and card coaster. I captured it and put it outside in the back yard, The cold will teach it not to run away when it had the opportunity.
Now I've mentioned it before, I don't kill anything because gods got a clipboard for each one of us. If you kill something then he puts a tick on your clipboard, 1 moth, a snail or a spider. When your time comes and you join him he works out where in heaven you belong.
Thinking about it, Vladimir Putin has got so many clipboards against him it's housed in Gods special library and overflowing.
Thank goodness I don't watch TV!!! This would have scared the pants off me...
I also don't kill these creatures because squashing them leaves an ugly stain which must be cleaned afterwards. Too much trouble.
I hope there was no climbing involved! I would never kill a spider either although today I did find a squashed one behind the front door! I would just pick it up & put it outside!
You’re very right about Putin!
I also don't kill these creatures because squashing them leaves an ugly stain which must be cleaned afterwards. Too much trouble.
You’re very right about Putin!