It was a peculiar day today.
As usual I had taken my camera to work today. I'd stopped driving and exited the vehicle after parking in a safe and appropriate manner to photograph a rusty old shed when I felt a collections of steely eyed gazes boring into my back, right between my should blades. I slowly turned around and was confronted with this site.
Oddly enough, a conversation ensued, which went something like this:
Cow: Who is it?
Me: Just a man taking a photo.
Cow: What's it got in it's handses?
Me: It's a camera...
Cow: Give us a look at it precious...
Me: One day I will eat you.
Cow: Oh bugger.
I am a confirmed and certifiable nutbar with a penchant for skulls, bones, blood, guts, fire and anything slightly peculiar and mostly bizarre. I also...
@rangerxenos You're welcome, but in the correct part of the world it's Friday night... ;) @gigiflower A cow that's a him? So what we're dealing with here is a transsexual gothic bovine...and they say I'm weird...
Hahaha...hilarious Graeme. I want a pint of what your'e drinking mate, it seems like really good **it. Have a great weekend, oh and cool shot by the way.
I love the expressions - cows just know how to pose and turn it on for each and every photographer - they read you like a book Graeme - rocking the weird bovine
@dibzgreasley Thanks very much...I had to come up with something! @davie It's the best...thanks and you too! @annied I think they're plotting world domination...
Great job Dr Doolittle! Why didn't you ask the cow on the far right to move up a little and create even spacing? Gota go.... The chipmunks and squirrels are asking me to come out and play!
The thing is until they are safely on my plate generally in the middle of a burger bun with some salad and cheese and mayo I have a healthy mistrust of cows.... they are large, I am not, they generally have pals with them, I often don't when out walking, they are protective of their young, as I am so that I cant argue with... But I still giggled. I would love to have been a fly on the gate listening to the conversation.
@habit Thanks very much @bigugly Thanks, they just kept on staring @newbank Thanks, I don't mind cows, they generally taste damn fine @firefly8642 Thanks very much @lynnilou Thanks very much :) @voiceprintz Thanks - does that mean if I borrow more from Tolkien I'll be right more? @happypat Thanks, much appreciated @denisefuller Thanks very much, nothing special but a shot is a shot @taffy Thanks...they started it! @sassyinma They're definitely looking at me. It was making me quite nervous - thanks very much
The one on the left will sue you because you don't ask permission. Don't worry! A burger cannot talk to a judge! Nice shot and nice story as usual. You know, you are now part of my life. It's difficult for me to go to sleep if I haven't seen your pict of the day. So, soon I will give you an hour deadline....
@gigiflower A cow that's a him? So what we're dealing with here is a transsexual gothic bovine...and they say I'm weird...
@graemestevens Do you have a problem with that?
@davie It's the best...thanks and you too!
@annied I think they're plotting world domination...
@bigugly Thanks, they just kept on staring
@newbank Thanks, I don't mind cows, they generally taste damn fine
@firefly8642 Thanks very much
@lynnilou Thanks very much :)
@voiceprintz Thanks - does that mean if I borrow more from Tolkien I'll be right more?
@happypat Thanks, much appreciated
@denisefuller Thanks very much, nothing special but a shot is a shot
@taffy Thanks...they started it!
@sassyinma They're definitely looking at me. It was making me quite nervous - thanks very much
@trinda I know, that's what made me post this one...it was a bit spooky really
@eyeamlisa Disturbing and delicious!