Well Hellooo... by graemestevens

Well Hellooo...

A few points to make, if may be so bold:
1. This is for the fiveplustwo-whimsical challenge. Eccentric, quirky, offbeat, idiosyncratic, unconventional, outlandish, peculiar, queer, bizarre, weird, odd, dotty. All of the above I believe.
2. How on earth are these things ever comfortable?
3. If I don't know what I was thinking there is a very small chance that you will either...
4. LOL
Thank god for cushions!! Hehe this made me laugh out loud, I startled the cats!
September 17th, 2014  
I'm not sure of the feelings I'm experiencing. . .:-)
September 17th, 2014  
@wearing0 I'm pleased I delivered a laugh but I'm sorry about your cats...
@hippiechick13 Neither am I...
September 17th, 2014  
However you relax at home, in your own time should be of no issue to anyone else! ;) perhaps this could be the start of a new challenge?
September 17th, 2014  
Nice profile. I also enjoy red wine.
September 17th, 2014  
@archielogical That's just paving the way for me to post some truly horrific shots - maybe we should do it... ;)
@bigugly Thanks, and so do I but usually in something a bit more formal...
September 17th, 2014  
LOL! Brave! ;)Enjoy the wine! I am intrigued by the peek at those tats.:)
September 17th, 2014  
@mzzhope That cushion is held in place by an iron will...and I think after doing this that I will just lie back and have a that drink...
September 17th, 2014  
Dang man, you pull that off better than I could.
September 17th, 2014  
@spikez Ummm...thanks? LOL ;)
September 17th, 2014  
Do you ever wonder what your boss might think? Just curious ;0

(Personally I find this beyond hysterical... If anyone questions my sanity based on some of my stuff I will merely point to you and say that in comparison, I am perfectly fine, thank you ;p!)
September 17th, 2014  
@northy What? My boss is on here?!?!?!? Delete! Delete! On the other hand, he's well aware of my nut bar tendencies...and yes, by all means point them my way. I'll fend them off through the power of lingerie and strategic cushion placement.
September 17th, 2014  
@hippiechick13 Hippie Chick said it best.
September 17th, 2014  
@epcello You're not wrong there!
September 17th, 2014  
Nice corset. Re: #2 Don't try wearing stilettos!! Stick with the boots. You're so funny!! I hope you win whatever challenge forced you into this predicament!
September 17th, 2014  
@kt8ird Thanks very much, advice duly noted - to be fair, if there were any stilettos in the house I would have worn them for this!
September 17th, 2014  
Well, I have to go and buy more wine, I need to forget what I just saw. I'm so happy that cushion fell where it did. And yes, you did personally warn me. My bad.
@hippiechick13 I'm feeling ill.
September 17th, 2014  
Kim
You've drunk my wine!!!!!!!
September 17th, 2014  
@bill_fe I think I need more wine to forget doing this...
@kimkyra I would never do that wife of my heart...it's just cold coffee (but don't tell anyone...not that I have any secrets left...)
September 17th, 2014  
Graeme, you are a brave, brave man! Not sure I'll sleep tonight . . . ;)
September 17th, 2014  
Kim
It appears you don't
September 17th, 2014  
Just an fyi,it appears the why tag doesn't work with the ?
September 17th, 2014  
@juliedduncan Thanks - I don't know that I will either...
@kimkyra Well, only one small one anyway... ;)
@bill_fe Thanks - I shall fix it immediately if not sooner
September 17th, 2014  
Amazing... in every sense of the word. Maybe I am glad it is in a dark key??? Enjoy the wine. Your lingerie is divine. :)
September 17th, 2014  
@rosiekerr That's one way of putting it...the other way is "bloody uncomfortable!"
September 17th, 2014  
I m speechless
September 17th, 2014  
@kali66 Good lord ;)
September 17th, 2014  
1. Perfect for the challenge
2. Who said they were comfortable?
3. I am clueless
4. LOL right back at ya!
September 17th, 2014  
@eyeamlisa Thanks for clarifying that... :)
September 17th, 2014  
I am literally laughing out loud at this! What you will do in the name of art!!! (or maybe "what won't you do??") Hysterical!!
September 17th, 2014  
@cailts Thank you very much...desired effect achieved ;)
September 17th, 2014  
weeks later we all find out there really is no "fiveplustwo-whimsical challenge"..
September 17th, 2014  
Oh my.....this is tooooo funny! I love it!
September 17th, 2014  
LOL...and I agree...yeah for pillows...hahaha!!
September 17th, 2014  
Lost for words, but you have my vote on point NO 1 and I have to agree with NO 4. Cool lingerie BTW :)
September 17th, 2014  
OMG...WOW...That's what I said when I saw this. I was/am on the phone with a friend and she said "what's the matter?"

I couldn't tell her. There weren't words! Seriously!
September 17th, 2014  
@hippiechick13 I couldn't possibly comment... ;)
@tabarlett Thanks very much - I try... ;)
@harbie Thanks, and most definitely!!!
@hermann We're in agreement then, excellent...I just wish I had the chest to fill it...
@voiceprintz There's been a few people speechless...snigger
September 17th, 2014  
@graemestevens Men will (almost) never know! :)
September 17th, 2014  
When I stop laughing I can tell you how bloody funny you are. Wonderfully warped clever SOH. Lie back and think of England. Well, maybe sit up and drink your glass of red??
September 17th, 2014  
@golftragic If I'm ever dressed like this and lying back thinking of England something has gone seriously wrong...and they only have themselves to blame as they did ask for whimsical, oddball, eccentric...I seem to have been making a lot of people laugh today for some reason. Can't for the life of me think why... ;)
September 17th, 2014  
@graemestevens No comment, milord.
September 17th, 2014  
Maybe you should audition for a part in the Rocky Horror Show! LOL
September 17th, 2014  
@dibzgreasley LOL, I'm sure they need just one more lingerie wearing freak on board!
September 17th, 2014  
HA ha ha ha what a fantastic quirky photo. Looks awesome in b&w. Love how you have the little pillow strategically placed lol :)
September 17th, 2014  
Yeah I´m with you on number two :D! So bold, so dark, so mysterious & so well done!
September 17th, 2014  
@leanne333 Thanks - that pillow was never going to be anywhere else but there. It's hold on with will power and glue. Strong glue.
September 17th, 2014  
@susale Thanks very much...first and last time I'm wearing one of those things!
September 17th, 2014  
@graemestevens Ha ha ha you have such a great sens of humor :-D
September 17th, 2014  
@graemestevens Lol, I wish I could say the same but well you know, the curse of being a woman, the things we´ll do for our looks!
September 17th, 2014  
2 points. 1. You look in a state of heightened bliss. 2. You put my underwear drawer to shame.
September 17th, 2014  
@susale I don't know how you do it...
@leanne333 Why thank you nice lady
@newbank I didn't want to wear that and look straight down the barrel, so I had to strike a pose. As for my "linger wear", it's right nice isn't it?
September 17th, 2014  
hahah! YES!
September 17th, 2014  
@graemestevens I´m a woman so I´m used to pain and feeling uncomfortable ;-)
September 17th, 2014  
oh F*&k
I shall return when I have composed myself
September 17th, 2014  
not sure how long that will take
September 17th, 2014  
@andrewkru Thanks very much :))
@susale No comment ;)
@annied Good luck with that...told you I was insane ;)
September 17th, 2014  
@graemestevens you have good arms
I am still composing btw
September 17th, 2014  
@annied Thanks awfully. I quite like my cushion.
September 17th, 2014  
I commend your commitment - don't recall if I have ever worn such a garment although distant memories from my youth hint I may have - very Marlene Dietrich - and the boots - well they're a perfect match
you never cease to amaze
September 17th, 2014  
@graemestevens yes your cushion is delightful hahahahaha
September 17th, 2014  
@annied Thank you kindly...I do like Marlene and had no intention of doing this shot without the boots. :)
September 17th, 2014  
mmm - fantastic image - and you really do go for it - it's pictures like this make me wonder about the wisdom of following you - I have all sorts of clauses in my contract about social media and not embarrassing the company in anything I do anywhere, boringly
September 17th, 2014  
@graemestevens oh you couldn't - the boots made it for me hahahaha
September 17th, 2014  
@graemestevens although - I do wonder what those legs would look like in fishnets hahahahaha
September 17th, 2014  
Well I think this shot could be centre page for one of those top shelf magazines........our cat would come & sit on that cushion straight away!
You are all those things yourself so have definitely filled the challenge!
September 17th, 2014  
Truly insane and yet so good! Very sexy lingerie set. There must be a lot of fun in your house!!
September 17th, 2014  
"Gorgeous Dahling" love the lighting as well! :)
September 17th, 2014  
Brilliant shot! Instant FAV for me. Love the creativity and courage :)
September 17th, 2014  
oh my gosh i awoke to this image this morning and still recovering. I must say you look like you are enjoying it toooooo much.
September 17th, 2014  
Well that just confirms the locals are definitely weird in the 'naki.....
September 17th, 2014  
Mesmerising! made my evening, thank you.
September 17th, 2014  
@shannejw Yes, we have one of those policies as well...just look when you get home (and sorry)
@annied You will never see these legs in fishnets...
@happypat Thank you kindly - I thought for a brief minute that my dogs would photo bomb on this one...
@roseolivia Thanks very much - we have a few laughs every now and then...
@creativefool Thank you very much ;)
@peonylane Thank you very much, and for the follow :)
@pinkpaintpot It was bloody uncomfortable, I'll give it that much! Hope you get over it soon!
@deliad Yep, we're a funny bunch all right...
@adayinmallacoota You're welcome and thank you very much :)
September 17th, 2014  
@graemestevens not sure I ever will!!!!
September 17th, 2014  
This made me burst out in an odd laughing sound! Perfect for the challenge and I love how bold you are with your photography! Always smile worthy and so creative!
September 17th, 2014  
Well helloo back big boy.
September 17th, 2014  
@graemestevens never say never hahahahaha
September 17th, 2014  
Awesome fun capture - such a great imagination and sense of humour! AND, you are very very brave too!
September 17th, 2014  
oh my !!!
September 17th, 2014  
Sam
Oh Mr Stevens. You have really outdone yourself. I'm currently In Singapore for business and getting no time for 365. I return to my hotel after a very long day and even worse evening at a function, I see this......and know that I will have nightmares tonight. I have to present to our SVP tomorrow - I'm going to look a right mess thanks to you.
September 17th, 2014  
Nice corset, and that is all I am going to say.
September 17th, 2014  
@lilminimonka Thanks very much...at least I delivered a laugh
@pinkpaintpot Likewise to be honest...
@peter_1966 Steady on, it's only a small cushion...
@annied You raise a good point. I'm pleased I didn't though, that cushion is tiny
@lynnilou Thanks very much - a cushion held in place by will power alone!
@pittcj17 Oh you! I shall take that as a compliment and say thank you :))
@ukandie1 Thanks very much. I should point out it's not mine...
@gigiflower I wonder where you where - and I feel your pain on both the function and having to look at this. So sorry - hope things improve dramatically for you and you managed to get at least a little sleep...
September 17th, 2014  
Great shot Graeme.
September 17th, 2014  
Right up your alley I would say Graeme, the corset I have to say I gave up on years ago they are indeed never comfortable!!!!! BUT a g lass of red ( or two )makes most things bareable
September 17th, 2014  
@tonygig That's one way of putting it - thanks
@denisefuller A glass or four I would have said! As for things being right up my alley...just because I'm dressed like this doesn't mean you can take advantage!
September 17th, 2014  
My OH is looking over my shoulder and wondering what website I'm on. Love the title, and you in a corset obviously
September 17th, 2014  
Ack, I just threw up in my mouth...I mean, nice shot:). Funny!
September 18th, 2014  
@annied You are hilarious!!
September 18th, 2014  
How the hell did I miss this?!!!! Yes, a strategically placed pillow does wonders, but so does a fig leaf, but I bet you don't happen to have any of those around! And, no, those things are NEVER comfortable!
September 18th, 2014  
@rachelwithey Thanks very much...at least its not pay per view...
@amandal LOL so did I! And don't encourage @annied, she hardly needs it!
September 18th, 2014  
@panthora No fig leaves sorry, and if I did it would be just my luck that it would have a spider on it!
September 18th, 2014  
I meant my comment in complete kindness, so you know:).
September 18th, 2014  
@amandal Yep, gotcha on that one. I'm not sure that I would be surprised if someone did vomit though;)
September 18th, 2014  
You are the man!! Just brilliant for the theme
September 18th, 2014  
Oh, this is hysterical. I choked on my wine!
September 18th, 2014  
@graemestevens oh pleaaaaase hahahaha I am sure the cushion is more than adequate ;-)
and I will agree - I need no encouragement lol
September 18th, 2014  
@wenbow Thank you kindly :)
@888rachel As long as you didn't spit it out!
@annied Undoubtedly
September 18th, 2014  
@graemestevens so non committal hahahahaha love it
September 18th, 2014  
@graemestevens maybe I offended :(
September 18th, 2014  
@annied Good lord no. The cushion is more than sufficient. It was cold.
September 18th, 2014  
@graemestevens HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
September 18th, 2014  
September 18th, 2014  
@annied No, you cannot touché it. Goodness. ;)
September 18th, 2014  
@graemestevens well from here no
September 18th, 2014  
@annied Or from here! My word.
September 18th, 2014  
@graemestevens LOL thank you for making me laugh very loudly - it is such good medicine - and your word is ????????
September 18th, 2014  
Sue
Good gracious! You gave a girl a fight!
September 18th, 2014  
@redpants I gave myself one as well!
September 18th, 2014  
I gotta have a drink after viewing this one...you cracked me up!!
September 18th, 2014  
@mikegifford I had several before doing this one...
September 18th, 2014  
Hahahaha, that cushion. I just spilt my precious wine over the table. Fantastic shot.
September 18th, 2014  
@overalvandaan Quick, get it back in the glass! I didn't mean to responsible for spilt wine!
September 18th, 2014  
Oh how I've missed your quirky shots. Great to be catching up. This has still got me giggling!
September 19th, 2014  
😱😱😱😱😱 my eyes !!! my eys !!!!h
Ha ha only joking brave shot !!
September 19th, 2014  
@ceilidh Mission accomplished then ;)
@scolgs Never mind your eyes, what about my dignity!
September 19th, 2014  
Sexy!
September 19th, 2014  
@dh Drop dead gorgeous I thought ;)
September 19th, 2014  
what a diva !!!
September 20th, 2014  
@cocobella Nothing but!
September 20th, 2014  
So I always said no one rocked lady's lingerie like Tim Curry....but I feel I must now re-think that.....you go sir! Now excuse me while I go watch Rocky Horror again :)
September 21st, 2014  
@deak68 Tim Curry certainly did rock that outfit. I haven't seen that in years...
September 21st, 2014  
Oh my!
September 23rd, 2014  
@jsw0109 That's what i said too...
September 23rd, 2014  
this totally cracks me up! Nice work
September 23rd, 2014  
@brigette Thanks very much...looking for suspenders for the weekly theme... ;)
September 23rd, 2014  
@graemestevens excellent
September 23rd, 2014  
@brigette Maybe...we'll have to see how brave I feel
September 23rd, 2014  
Omg omg omg this is so awesome!
September 24th, 2014  
@livvy LOL, alrighty then...and thank you ;)
September 24th, 2014  
Hat off. That is just… brave…!
And just a little bit disturbing… :-p
September 25th, 2014  
@bankmann A lot disturbing...
September 25th, 2014  
So that's where mine went to!
September 25th, 2014  
@vignouse Sorry, I shall return it immediately!
September 25th, 2014  
OMG. Kim was right. You did it!!! I have to go and read something wholesome now. Jeeeez. Thanks, Graeme. LOL
February 16th, 2015  
@cindyloo Snigger...yep, I've been there...
February 16th, 2015  
@graemestevens No doubt after this shot. LOL
February 16th, 2015  
@cindyloo While doing this shot. It's an out take ;)
February 16th, 2015  
@graemestevens BAHAHHAHAHA
February 16th, 2015  
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