a face that launched a thousand shits by graemestevens

a face that launched a thousand shits

Terrifying on black. Treat yourself. You'll never be constipated again.
Wow, amazing!
May 25th, 2019  
Hello there, do come in.
May 25th, 2019  
bwahahahahaha so many replies come to mind but I'm going to appear polite and not say them but I'm still giggling and I was just about to take a sip of a gin and tonic with lime and am so glad that isn't stinging it's way out my nose!
May 25th, 2019  
I knew you weren't a saint. (I didn't need help with my bowels thank you). But with skills like yours, I'm happy to call you Sir.
May 25th, 2019  
It’s morning here, but still amazing lol 😂😂! On black frightening indeed. Amazing make-up and the reflections in your right eye 👌
May 25th, 2019  
Superlative as always. Amazed by the sharpness and precision of focus.
May 25th, 2019  
If you are paying for this "lip service", ask nicely for a refund...
Looks as if l unfollowed you, by mistake l can assure you. I hope you will not haunt me, l don't want you to take offense and get all upset... Pressing follow right now
May 25th, 2019  
definitely looks to be out for revenge - and aren't you impressed you made the top twenty - top ten even - with a portrait without masks, make up or horror?
May 25th, 2019  
Certainly not 1000 ships! But it might have instigated a major police event!
May 25th, 2019  
Thanks for your consistency!
May 25th, 2019  
So then... having a bad day, are we?
May 25th, 2019  
Hang on, now you’ve got mismatched eyes! You always make me chuckle
May 25th, 2019  
haha you maniac
May 25th, 2019  
Subtle.......
May 25th, 2019  
Great title and shit :)
May 25th, 2019  
@rjb71 I don't give a shit ;))
@moonbi Like a sledge hammer...
@pistache You should see me when I'm sober.
@kjarn I can assure you that both eyes are mine. I know this because they seem to be firmly embedded in my face...I think you're getting confused by one of them taking more of a beating than the other...far from mismatched.
@northy Quite good thank you, nothing apocalyptic yet...
@lifepause Most welcome :)
@maggiemae I'll be the first to admit that the police need help with their make up...
@shannejw I was far from impressed with that news...definitely not intended...
@joannakate I was briefly outraged but then I had chocolate and all was well ;))
@domenicododaro Thank you very much - I can only blame the camera.
@jacqbb What an horrific way to start the day.
@helenhall I think we all knew that...
@koalagardens I'd hate to be the cause of wasting a G&T
@golftragic You sure about that?
@lyndamcg Thank you kindly...
May 25th, 2019  
Wow ,do you do the makeup yourself? if it is makeup
May 25th, 2019  
Someone who has eyes like yours and eats chocolate can't be totally scary:)
May 25th, 2019  
Just mind the hidden trapdoor, snake-pit and booby-traps.
May 26th, 2019  
are those staples in your lips? regardless, this is amazeballz!
May 26th, 2019  
Oh, those eyes!
May 26th, 2019  
@haskar They're the only ones I have...
@kklinck They are....and I'm pleased that your balls have been amazed ;)
@golftragic It can't make matters any worse...
@fbailey I keep telling you that I'm big old teddy bear ;)
@Dawn Some of this is makeup, some of it is overlays...and yes, I'm a self made man ;)
May 26th, 2019  
Fantastic! Again, a great cover shot for a horror movie/book
May 26th, 2019  
Self made man for sure
May 27th, 2019  
Sounds like you need more wine.
May 27th, 2019  
@golftragic Always...
@jgpittenger Someone had to do it...
@adayinmallacoota Thank you very much :)
May 27th, 2019  
You are an artist. Like the photographic metamorphosis of Steven King. You spin a great yarn with your camera & graphics instead of words. Really effective.
May 29th, 2019  
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