There is only one thing for it! by helenhall

There is only one thing for it!

Having dropped the car off for its MOT test (it failed), I set to - just me and my camera - on the hour's trek home, determined to take atleast a few pictures worthy to test out my renewed hopes of getting the raw files from my camera into readable format.

After the car drop, I found myself negotiating unprecedented amounts of mud, puddles and bogginess which my lightweight walking boots were ill-equipped to cope with. With the squelch of mud beneath my feet, and my eyes fixed firmly on finding solid ground (in a relative sense) all effort was required to stay upright. Photographic opportunity was limited to a single robin, to which I was unable to creep close enough to merit a half decent picture, without negotiating a newly formed lake around the tree in which it sang. I gave up.


As I arrived at the home straight, and faced another line of deep brown muddy puddles, reaching into the beyond, for the first time this week, levitation seemed a good way forward.

Had I known the injury and angst that such seemingly effortless flight above the watery path would entail, that idea would have left me more quickly than it did.

I might just put the outtakes in my extra album later!

Want to join me on this crazy journey?
Details here:
https://365project.org/discuss/themes-competitions/30856/52-portraits-of-me-challenge
Clever work with this photo! Oh, but could we but fly!
April 13th, 2018  
Brilliant! Made me laugh 😃
April 13th, 2018  
this looks so natural, Helen, i.e. like you were actually flying over the puddle, muddy boots and all! moreover, the lighting is perfect! and that's what I've been saying all along with this layering thing. the lighting on you must be the same, both in direction and intensity, as well as the colour tones, to make the photo believable, like you did here. of course, the more sophisticated examples are domenico's photobombing the classics series. aces! aces! aces!
April 13th, 2018  
p.s. - would love to see the outtakes!
April 13th, 2018  
Gosh Helen I don’t know how you did this but it’s brilliant Fav. Was this taken in Priory country park.
April 13th, 2018  
you have such a wonderful imagination, what a n original idea
April 13th, 2018  
This is brilliant!!
April 13th, 2018  
What a great result. It deserves a fav for your perseverance.
April 13th, 2018  
@summerfield thanks for the observations. I was lucky with the lighting - it being dull grey and overcast - no shadows or strong light to deal with. I was aware of the problem before but without the time or skills to deal with it. Lets all go round to Domenicos for lessons!
April 13th, 2018  
@kali66 I actually so wish I could do it for real!
April 13th, 2018  
@rosiekind the answer, Rosie, is that I did it in a most ungainly fashion! Yes Priory Country park, the wall alongside the marina. A bit wet round there right now!
April 13th, 2018  
@maggiemae it would be great wouldn't it? thanks.
April 13th, 2018  
Well done! Very believeable, and i love the mud on your boots!
April 13th, 2018  
just excellent! so very well done! your bruises were surely worth the effort ...
April 13th, 2018  
Astounding....so well done. Ah, an entirely other wold of photographic possibilities. I'm looking forward to seeing more of yours!
April 14th, 2018  
I would fav this more than once if I could.
April 14th, 2018  
Brilliant image. Fav
April 14th, 2018  
Yes, am quite intrigued to hear the full and gory story details! This is fabulous. The mud on the underside of your boots really makes it.
April 14th, 2018  
My you are so bold with these! Ditto to all the accolades above and a fantastic job on merging your flying self and the scene you wished to escape from!
April 14th, 2018  
Oh, I hope that last line is not offensive- it's a compliment here.
April 14th, 2018  
This is brilliant! looks like you are flying home
April 14th, 2018  
intriguing!
April 14th, 2018  
Did you get home quickly?
April 14th, 2018  
WOW!!! I know nothing about layering, so I can’t imagine how you did this...WOW again! Your creativity and talent amazes...FAV!
April 14th, 2018  
The Booted Bedford Bird is about to make an emergency landing in a puddle. Expect splashing and mud flinging. This is an exciting sighting, as it is reported that this bird has not been seen behaving in this fashion before. Ornithologists are on the prowl, but unfortunately the bird in question has gone into hiding. If anyone finds a pair of muddy squishy boots, they are encouraged to come forward in the hope that a search can be implemented.
April 14th, 2018  
Super duper! excellent!
April 14th, 2018  
Well done !
April 14th, 2018  
So much fun, all your efforts were worth while, I only hope the table is fixable :)
April 14th, 2018  
Absolutely fantastic! Especially seeing how you suffered for your art!
April 14th, 2018  
Oh my! Oh my! Just incredible. I was so in awe of your hands and was curious how you could have done thid. Then I saw that you laid on a fence good balance. I so love the comments of @ethelperry I will be in the lookout for muddy, squishy boots. I love, love, live this !!
April 15th, 2018  
@motherjane @carolbird @pistache @granagringa @moonmtn @dide @francoise @olivetreeann @adayinmallacoota @lynnz @janetb @domenicododaro @ziggy77 @suzanne234 @redandwhite @henrir

Dear Friends - you know just how to build me up when my confidence is low. Your enthusiasm for my escapade here delights me and although I am certain it is quite out of proportion to the actual results, I am nevertheless most grateful. Thank you.

@ethelperry Ha! Quite so, after such a public display, this booted Bedford Bird has indeed going into hiding.

@kjarn Oh yes, a much speedier and more pleasant journey thank you.
@olivetreeann no offense taken at all. no worries!
April 15th, 2018  
Wow! Clever! Fav!
April 15th, 2018  
@ivan thanks Ivan :)
April 15th, 2018  
Your editing is brilliant Helen!!! And what a great concept as well!
April 15th, 2018  
oh, hahaha, this made me laugh, a Harry Potter scene!
April 15th, 2018  
@overalvandaan I suppose it is - I should have found the cloak I made for the children to dress up on book day.
@stephanies thank you so much.
April 15th, 2018  
Oh, yes! This did turn out great in the end! Getting there was quite an experience
Your writing is fun, too. When I'm in "writing mode", it reminds me of how I'd say it, or look at it.
April 16th, 2018  
Absolutely fabulous, Helen! I love your photo and narrative! Brought a HUGE smile to my face! :-)
April 16th, 2018  
Wow! I am soooo impressed. It's funny and skillfully edited! A FAVVVVV is flying your way ;)
April 23rd, 2018  
Fantastic FAV! :)
April 23rd, 2018  
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