"We Have a Big Problem" by lauriehiggins

"We Have a Big Problem"

When my husband called me first thing this morning, those were the first words he said. My imagination went wild. Then he said, "I forgot to lock up the chickens last night." I pictured all of my sweet hens murdered by preditors and felt sick. He mumbled a bit more about the Red Sox game distracting him before getting to the point. "The brown one has disappeared."

Apparently he saw her before he left for his early morning golf tournament, but he was walking our dog and our dog scared the chicken and she was last seen running down the road across the street from our house. So I searched the neighborhood, trespassed on the power lines, trampled through poison ivy wearing just flip flops, only to find her an hour later standing right outside her pen, chatting with her friends.

By that point the animal control officer had arrived to help and it took the two of us about a half an hour to get her back inside the run. Meet Jasmine, otherwise known as Chewbacca. She lays green eggs that are my all time favorites.
Well I am glad to hear she has returned.
September 29th, 2011  
Sounds like quite an adventure! Glad she's home safe :)
September 29th, 2011  
I'm so glad you found her! Isn't that how it goes! I love fresh eggs and am so jealous! Wish I could have them at my place! I eat them every morning and just finished a dozen from a friend. Wonderful capture!
September 29th, 2011  
That is a funny story, but I bet it was a bit frustrating at the time. I'm glad Jasmine/Chewbacca is home safe with her friends. And...um....I HAVE to see this green egg!
September 29th, 2011  
Oh no! I'm glad you found her safe and sound at home.
September 29th, 2011  
She sounds like quite a character! I'm glad that she came back home.
September 29th, 2011  
:) I love chickens! I can understand exactly how this story unfolded. I love to see them in the yard scratching and pecking! Great shot!
September 29th, 2011  
So you get to have green eggs and ham? Glad she's home safely. You should have known by the old saying...curses and chickens always come home to roost.
September 29th, 2011  
Christie beat me to it --- i was going to ask if you had a pig too. Smart chicken to come know. She knows a good thing. Let's see if you can top that exciting morning tomorrow!
September 29th, 2011  
Green eggs! I'll bring Ham! What a great story too! Glad you got her in the pen! Keep it locked! :-)
September 29th, 2011  
Won't have any more Sox stress . . .:( Glad she came back! Cool pic!
September 29th, 2011  
Great capture
September 29th, 2011  
@hillcrest My husband said the same thing before he went to bed tonight! He was so bummed tonight about baseball. He kept going back and forth between three games that would be the deciding factors, so every time I looked up different uniforms were on the TV.
September 29th, 2011  
Nice to meet you Jasmine! Glad she was found safe and sound, despite all your adventures to find her :)
September 29th, 2011  
@christiehicks @sunnygreenwood @lorihiro Please don't mention the P-word around here. Steve wanted a pet pig when we met, and I've exorcized that demon. Any pig that comes our way would be a pet, and I don't want to feed that kind of big.
September 29th, 2011  
Jasminejust wanted to find out why the chicken crossed the road. Great that she returned to tell the others about her adventures!
September 29th, 2011  
Great shot and story :)
September 29th, 2011  
Nice shot with great color and detail. Just flip flops? Hope you weren't the only one with a camera :-)
September 29th, 2011  
jasmine is a good one..you raised her well. she knows to stay close to home....green eggs...really....so the green eggs and ham is for real...love that...you might have to bring me one so i can just see it with my own eyes next month :) xoxoxoxoxo and your comment on my teardrop photo...WOW just are the most insightful person that i have ever (not met yet... :) )
September 29th, 2011  
Great picture. Now we really do need to see the green eggs. We had hreen, blue, brown, white, or speckled eggs at the pre-school where I used to teach. We didn't realize they were from ornamental chickens until they hatched. They were all different- some even had feathers all the way down their legs or feather top-knots on their heads, or variegated feathers. We had to take them back to the farmer we got the eggs from. Noone else would take them.
September 29th, 2011  
OMG WHAT A STORY!!! I am so glad it had a happy ending. I was literally on the edge of my seat reading. . .whew. I don't think I could have taken any other ending. So, welcome home Jasmine. Glad you know what side your bread is buttered on. :) How are the fruit flies?
September 29th, 2011  
Aw, this is cute!
September 29th, 2011  
Glad you got your bird back. She's beautiful!
September 29th, 2011  
That´s quite a story, loved the "chating with her friends" part . Glad things are all good,. Great shot thou.
September 30th, 2011  
nice shot
September 30th, 2011  
Glad to see you got her back
what a story
I could picture people thinking you were looking for a lost dog
green eggs??
never seen green eggs before!
glad she's back
September 30th, 2011  
I like her otherwise name.. Chewwie!!! Nice pic Laurie..and I am glad you got her back..
September 30th, 2011  
@jenrobcarr My husband has the exact same sense of humor as you do! He thought I should have taken a photo of our chicken crossing the road. Uh, no, I wasn't taking any chances of losing her again.
September 30th, 2011  
@mwarren365 Yep, just flip flops, and there were no other photographers or even people around to help me catch that hen. Ha! You made me laugh and the writer in me cringed at that mistake in syntax, but then it also made me laugh. Good catch!
September 30th, 2011  
@stepheesue The fruit flies are gone! And I was so happy to pass on this tip to my best girlfriends at our monthly whine (wine) and dine dinner, and I gave you full credit. Apparently fruit flies are afflicting everyone.
September 30th, 2011  
Cool bird. Funny story. Glad she is back.
October 1st, 2011  
Laurie so glad to hear the story has a good ending...she is a beauty
October 1st, 2011  
Great story and what a pretty hen. You and Steve are having such fun with these characters in your already-busy lives.
October 2nd, 2011  
Oh, haha!! I'm working my way backwards--I guess she needed an adventure! Funny too, our dog is named Jasmine and SHE got out a couple of weeks ago (storm blew our fence open, it's locked now). I spent all morning looking for her and putting up flyers in the rain, only to come home in tears to find her sitting on the back porch. Sigh. Maybe they were on the same, "I'm going on my Grande Adventure now" wavelength...
October 4th, 2011  
She looks quite disgruntled, by the way. Chickens don't like it when you worry about them, I guess
October 4th, 2011  
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