nailed and twisted rusty as hell

“It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated.”
― Elizabeth Cruickshank

[Newbank Lass]

I like all the textures and the twirly whirly bit.

[Graeme Stevens]

Super fab details, great shot. Great quote too...appeals immensely

[Maggiemae]

You seem to be able to fit a quote with a picture so aptly!

[Sam]

Very cool! I knew @graemestevens would get up for this one ;)

[Annie D]

@newbank thank you Miss Newbank - i liked the twirly bit too

[Annie D]

@gigiflower actually he was already up - weren't you Mr S @graemestevens
@maggiemae that is a lovley compliment Maggiemae - I love words and I love pictures and words

[Newbank Lass]

@gigiflower you're the one who is slow getting up today.....

[Sam]

@newbank Mmmm yes we had a full day management meeting and after much fighting, I got home quite late! Dinner was my number 1 priority..........

[Babs]

Fantastic close up, I think you have nailed it with this one.

[Rob]

Love the textures!

[Newbank Lass]

@gigiflower fair enough.....

[Eve Pulsater]

What gorgeous textures.

[Annie D]

@onewing ha ha thanks Babs
@jdr4690 @creampuff the textures are what caught my eye - that and the twirly bit hahahaha

[~~JT]

good eye and great capture. Love the accompanying quote, too!

[Annie D]

@voiceprintz haha the quote tickled my funny bone

[James_Nicholas]

Very nice!

[KWind]

Fav... This is marvellous.

[Annie D]

@kwind thanks Kim I thought so too lol

[Graham Thresher]

Love the textures.

[Taffy]

Great rust capture with wonderful shapes.

[Ukandie!]

Great close up, love all of the textures and shapes.

[summerfield]

fabulous details, lady! it's so real on the screen i think i should need a tetanus shot!

[Graeme Stevens]

@gigiflower @annied there's lots I'll get up for thank you.

[Saxa van Eijnsbergen]

Lovely twist!

[Kathie]

Love the textures.

[Sam]

@graemestevens *snickers*

[Annie D]

@graemestevens @gigiflower
I have no doubt
like a bottle of good red

[Sam]

@annied @graemestevens As a ladyeeeeeee I don't allow my mind to go into gutters.......!

[Annie D]

@gigiflower @graemestevens
I've trip over/into a few gutters in my time hahaha

[Graeme Stevens]

@annied @gigiflower The view from the gutter is fabulous

[Annie D]

@graemestevens @gigiflower I have always enjoyed what came before it too hhaha

[Graeme Stevens]

@annied @gigiflower Oh without doubt - I've always said that if you're going to do something you should do it properly.

[Sam]

@graemestevens @annied I love the influence you have on said ladyeeeeee :)

[Graeme Stevens]

@gigiflower @annied I dread to think...

[Annie D]

@graemestevens @gigiflower and I have on numerous occasions haha
influence on a lady really :)

[Graeme Stevens]

@annied @gigiflower I don't think it would have taken much...

[Annie D]

@gigiflower @graemestevens to influence a lady or end up in the gutter ha ha
is it wrong that I am imagining feeding some people to the tiger - they are those annoying type

[Graeme Stevens]

@annied Both I would have thought. As for feeding people to tigers, today I could really go for being involved in that...not as the feedee but as the feeder

[Annie D]

@graemestevens yes there are children and adults I could happily dispose of - wouldn't want to be the feedee haha

[Graeme Stevens]

@annied Sadly there are no tigers where I am. I may have to settle for plain old boring mutilation

[Sam]

@graemestevens @annied I want to have a bazooka (god I love that word) on the front of my car and every time somebody makes a mistake in front of me, I use the bazooka to "move them along"...........this statement is so completely irrelevant to the previous banter. Oops!

[Annie D]

@graemestevens @gigiflower well not completely irrelevant as it proposes the disposal of annoying people.
I think you could make mutilation quite interesting Graeme haha

[Graeme Stevens]

@gigiflower @annied I would love a bazooka. I really would. It would make digging holes to dispose of the bodies a lot quicker too.

[Annie D]

@graemestevens @gigiflower
yes I have always wanted a bazooka great word
yeh
Yep digging is arduous and time consuming

[Annie D]

@gigiflower @graemestevens must go see if I can photograph the chimps although it is way to bright and I am not good at settings
maybe high key chimps

[Sam]

@annied @graemestevens I want a tank too.

[Sam]

@annied @graemestevens Are all of us still at work? I certainly am however it is very obvious that I'm not working ;)

[Graeme Stevens]

@annied @gigiflower Enjoy that photographic experience - we have 4 x 14 year olds at our house tonight. Watch the news, there may be headlines detailing murder and mass graves. Although I'm not sure that "4" constitutes a "mass"

[Graeme Stevens]

@gigiflower @annied I'm still at work. I'm also hiding in my office...sssshhhh

[Annie D]

@gigiflower @graemestevens oh god not the teenagers again no need to ask if you have a good supply of alcohol :)

[Annie D]

@gigiflower @graemestevens I am at the zoo hahaha

[Sam]

@graemestevens @annied 4 is a mass given the population of NZ is only about 10. Do you have an office @graemestevens ? You are SUCH a VIP!

[Annie D]

@graemestevens @gigiflower
may a spree killing

[Graeme Stevens]

@gigiflower @annied I have my very own office, complete with blinds and a lockable door...I could be doing anything...And yes, the tweens again. Booze will be consumed by the "responsible adults"

[Sam]

@graemestevens @annied you are GOD! Even my VP doesn't have an office!!! I look up to you now ;)

[Graeme Stevens]

@gigiflower @annied You only look up to me because I'm tall and you're in the gutter all the time! ;) But in all seriousness, I am a very, very important person - I must be as I have a leather chair...

[Annie D]

@graemestevens @gigiflower I think the booze should be paid for by the other parents
oh Sam his head is swelling now what have you done?

[Annie D]

@graemestevens @gigiflower
oh no my mistake Graeme is fine that's the male elephant I see
oops

[Graeme Stevens]

@annied @gigiflower I just checked and there absolutely no swelling. Sometimes I "work" from home, other times I come in here to the office to "work", other times I'm out the road "working"...it's a bloody marvellous job...what surprises me is that they keep paying me

[Graeme Stevens]

@annied @gigiflower I've often been mistaken for an elephant - grey complexion, sagging wrinkly skin, horrible feet in need of a pedicure, big ears...flies...

[Annie D]

@gigiflower @graemestevens yeh see it was an innocent error lol

[Sam]

@graemestevens @annied An office with blinds AND a leather chair......yep you are the new Jesus!!!!

[Graeme Stevens]

@annied @gigiflower I could be the new Jesus I suppose. I'd look fabulous in a robe and it would finally give an excuse to wear my sandals everywhere. Unfortunately I haven't yet mastered the art of turning water into wine...but I can turn wine into water with ease...

[Annie D]

@gigiflower @graemestevens water to wine would be an achievement and the robe would suit you
would you wear the corset under it?

[Sam]

@graemestevens @annied Does the new Jesus wear a skivvy?

[Graeme Stevens]

@annied @gigiflower I could always wear the corset over the skivvy...sexy

[Annie D]

@graemestevens @gigiflower
now there's the look - sexy as

[Sam]

@annied @graemestevens Vomiting in my mouth!

[Graeme Stevens]

@gigiflower @annied Enjoy the mixed vegetables...

[Annie D]

@graemestevens @gigiflower you do a lot of that Sam - you must become more tolerant hahahahahaha

[Graeme Stevens]

@annied @gigiflower It'll never happen. Apparently she's a laydeee don't you know...

[Annie D]

@graemestevens @gigiflower I am very pleased not to be a lady - I would find that vomit thing quite distracting

[Graeme Stevens]

@annied @gigiflower I would imagine it would be, not to mention the time spent brushing, flossing and rinsing.

[Annie D]

@graemestevens @gigiflower yes time consuming and expensive being a ladyeeee

[Graeme Stevens]

@annied @gigiflower I don't believe her. I think she's a dirty slapper just trying to pull the wool over eyes ;)

[Annie D]

@graemestevens @gigiflower I will need to investigate further before I AGREE with you but she find nudity when we did not!

[Graeme Stevens]

@annied @gigiflower ...so just delusional then...

[Annie D]

@graemestevens @gigiflower maybe - or obsessed

[Graeme Stevens]

@annied @gigiflower Theres an horrific thought...

[Annie D]

@graemestevens @gigiflower yep!

[Graeme Stevens]

@annied @gigiflower But not enough to make me vomit in my mouth like some sort of drama queen

[Annie D]

@graemestevens @gigiflower oh god no - that would be a complete over-reaction

[Sam]

@annied @graemestevens Ladyeeees vomit in their mouth ONLY, they don't spew it up on the ground. I then secretly but delicately put it in a tissue, that I have on hand at all times. I am a ladyeeeeeeeee

[Graeme Stevens]

@gigiflower @annied I have tissues on hand at all times as well although I suspect our reasons may be slightly different

[Annie D]

@gigiflower @graemestevens she will use a bazooka on you if you aren't careful HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Graeme Stevens]

@annied @gigiflower Snigger, chortle, chuckle

[Annie D]

@gigiflower @graemestevens ditto HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Sam]

@annied @graemestevens I once picked up tissues that were hidden in our son's bedroom. I'm sure he was using them for different reasons too ;)

[Annie D]

@graemestevens @gigiflower LOL glad I have daughters
oh a father was having a related discussion with his daughter - about 6ish- about her younger brother - about 4ish - when the elephants were having a conjugal visit today - it was a wonderful explanation by the dad about the events happening before our eyes

[Sam]

@annied @gigiflower Do tell how he explained it? And remember I am a ladyeeeee

[Annie D]

@gigiflower the young lass was curious as to why the males penis was there one minute and then disappeared the next - he explained that it came out - got bigger - when he was excited - and then compared it to the little brother when he plays with himself - I laughed to myself and she understood - the dad was very open about it all and the little girls questions were very sensible ones - I think the little brother will be unimpressed that his sister knows his secret as he gets older hahahahaha

[Sam]

@annied HAHAHAH that's brilliant :)

[Annie D]

@gigiflower we heard the male elephant trumpeting and it drew us down there - when I realised what was happening I was curious about how the dad would handle it - the little girl was one of those curious wants to know everything kids - she was gorgeous and her questions were innocent curiosity

[Gena Pegg]

Love your textures...great title and quote also. fav

[Annie D]

@eyesmile thanks Gena