Am I A Dull Woman?

I lost a dvd.
After removing 2 and a half years of paperwork, 10 dead batteries, collecting together many pens and pencils and discovering over £25 in cash, plus 10 necklaces and one ecclesiastical shoe lace....
...I discovered a desk!

I realise that by most peoples standards this is a desk that needs tidying, rather than a desk that has been tidied, but a wise woman once gave me a fridge magnet with the following words on
'Dull women have immaculate houses' and I agree with her!
How long will it stay tidy.
Any guesses?

Still not found the dvd though, embarrassingly!

[Lesley]

A woman after my own heart. My sister gave me a fridge magnet that states...
A mind is a terrible thing to waste on housework.
My sentiments entirely

[Rachel Holbrook]

I never knew that desk had shelves and drawers :)

[Rose Humphrey]

What did you think the avalanche slid off? @rvm

[Rachel Holbrook]

@daffodill just piles of stuff on top of stuff on top of stuff...
training for archaelogical digs - multi-layers :-)

[Tracy Robbins]

thank you! I now feel empowered to tackle my desk!!

[Jeff Witts]

2 and a half years of paperwork? I reckon I've failed if I accumulate 2 and a half hours!

[Mags ッ]

I continue to aim for an immaculate house, dull or not :) Nearly there but the clutter always lurks ready to pounce! (I now have a Canon 60D - woohoo!)