If a tree falls in the forest - but the forest happens to be right next to the road I'm driving on and the stupid tree falls right in front of me as I'm doing 40 mph and have nowhere to go - but no one is around to hear it....do I still have to pay my deductible??
Unfortunately the answer is "Yes!"
This is my attempt at levity in the face of, uh, levitylessness... I tried to make it look like the car was frowning with the broken pieces I had to retrieve off the road after smacking into a falling tree. (Seriously what are the odds of that!?! Couldn't I try the winning lottery ticket thing instead??) Anyway, we call her Bluebird because she makes a chirping noise while driving (which at the moment I don't want to know why!) Thus the title...
