This morning I thought I would have a nice long shower which I really enjoyed, but as I was getting out I noticed my shower mate enjoying a nice steam clean up in the corning. I'm sure he had a small loofah in one leg and was scrubbing its back.
Now I am one of those people that can't kill anything as I believe God has got a clipboard for each of us. Every time someone kills a creature God ticks it off on your clipboard. Sort of 2 flies, 3 spiders and a cockroach.
Just think how bad it is for those nasty people that go out and shot an elephants or a lions, their clipboard must be full of big ticks. When you pass away and reach heaven he looks at your clipboard and decides which position you live in his world.
Now i know that might seem a bit morbid, but just to let you know that my shower mate is still there but I will have a word with my cleaning lady. Therefore if she gets rid of it she gets gods tick and takes the consequences.
I like your reasoning Heather…quite right of course! That spider will be there until Thursday though so you might have to share your shower for a while!
That sound you just heard was me screaming...I have general bug killing rules...if they are outside, they live...if they are inside, most likely death is imminent...except for crickets and moths (they are escorted to the door) I'm faving this, based on your bravery.
