THE COMMON DENOMINATOR by sangwann

THE COMMON DENOMINATOR

The Mein Schiff 3 seen berthed along the quay. The common denominator is Valletta: the ship is registered in Valletta and berthed at the Valletta Waterfront. One interesting thing is that Malta's ship registry is the largest merchant flag in the European Union and the sixth worldwide.

I took this shot last Sunday when we went for lunch to celebrate Mothers’ Day. Formerly a landing place for cargo with stores along the whole front, this has been transformed into a cruise liner terminal and the old stores converted into chic restaurants and other outlets.
There was a lot of activity there on Mothers’ Day both for the many tourists, coaches, taxis ect related to the ship’s arrival and for the many people who, like us, chose this place for their Mothers’ Day lunch .

Joke: On one cruise ship an old French lady smuggled a dog aboard. After the ship went to sea she took it out of her handbag and carried it around.

An AB saw the dog and said "excuse me but dogs aren't' allowed on this ship"

The lady said while wrinkling her nose "No dogs? You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!" and she stormed off.

Later the AB got a call from the bridge that a dog was bothering guests in the dinning area. He found the same old lady and said "Excuse me but next time I see that dog it will be removed from the vessel"

The old lady screwed up her eyes and said "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!" and stormed off.

Later that day the AB walked by the child care area and saw the dog latched onto a child's leg. He grabbed the dog which turned and tried to bite him; so the AB chucked it through the nearest porthole and it quickly drowned.


The lady was livid and demanded to talk to the captain. 15 minutes later the old man arrived and she said to him "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. First this man scolded me, then told me not to let my dog in the dinning area and then threw my pooch out the porthole! Imagine! You must fire this man"

The captain turned to the AB and said " I ain't going to fire you but I will give you a warning for lack of good judgement because you've thrown the wrong bitch out the porthole,"
Thank you very much for looking and for the lovely comments on yesterday's picture. Very much appreciated.
Its hard to believe this ship can actually move! What a whopper! Not for me - i'll stay in your restaurant and watch!
May 14th, 2015  
Now that is a huge boat, the bus along side is really shows the scale of the boat. :)
May 14th, 2015  
Amazing ship
May 14th, 2015  
Wow it looks like a floating city! Great capture Dione
May 14th, 2015  
holy cow! that is bigger than any ship I recall seeing
May 14th, 2015  
wow thats huge...great shot
May 14th, 2015  
That is impressive. Well captured.
May 14th, 2015  
Sue
Goodness, it looks like a block of flats! great shot!
May 14th, 2015  
That is really big.
May 14th, 2015  
Hilarious joke! That ship is huge!
May 14th, 2015  
That is one huge ship
May 14th, 2015  
i think they need more life boats.
May 14th, 2015  
Awesome shot
May 14th, 2015  
Kim
Great shot of this amazing ship!
May 14th, 2015  
Great capture, pov
May 14th, 2015  
Those ships are so huge! We saw one in Kotor, it dominated everything! Great joke!
May 14th, 2015  
Great view on, and capture of, a thing some call it still a boat. I think it`s a sailing flat/apartment . Have lived near a shipyard/town where they where build. What has this the same with a beautiful old Clipper ship only that both float ?
May 14th, 2015  
Great capture fav!
May 14th, 2015  
Wow what a huge ship , great shot
May 14th, 2015  
A german one - Looks massive, I believe it is their latest one from the range
May 14th, 2015  
Great information Dione. The shot is wonderful
May 14th, 2015  
@annika82 Build by Papenburg-Meyer Ship yard?
May 14th, 2015  
It is a very impressive looking ship. Excellent shot.
May 14th, 2015  
Goodness that's huge! Very nice focus and detail Dione.
May 14th, 2015  
This is terrific on black - that is one huge ship!
May 14th, 2015  
A beauty ...
May 14th, 2015  
Brilliant shot, but the boxy back end doesn't look good on a ship. Seems the way they are going. Fit in more passengers.
May 15th, 2015  
What a massive project! So imposing.
May 15th, 2015  
Love how the boat almost fills the frame.....................what a huge boat!
May 15th, 2015  
Gorgeous shot!:)
May 15th, 2015  
Gorgeous ship!
May 15th, 2015  
Great shot and loved the joke.
May 15th, 2015  
love cruising. Maybe I'll get to Malta one day
May 15th, 2015  
What a huge ship!! Great pov and perspective.
May 15th, 2015  
wow! That is a huge boat!
May 15th, 2015  
@ninaganci Thanks. It's not mine.
May 15th, 2015  
wow, that's an impressive ship! :)
May 15th, 2015  
That is one large boat! I would guess lost on there
May 15th, 2015  
WOW how can it sail like that
May 15th, 2015  
That thing is huge
May 16th, 2015  
@monkeykid @claireuk @phil_howcroft @sarasdadandmom Thank you so much for your comments.
May 16th, 2015  
Wow- that is a HUGE ship!! Great shot.
May 19th, 2015  
Wonderful Ship Dione...
May 19th, 2015  
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