Butt It's Magnificent! by myautofocuslife

Butt It's Magnificent!

Guess who paid a visit to the zoo? 8D

Truth be told, it was a failure of a mission. Most of the photographs turned out blurry or blobby, thereby confirming my worst suspicions that I cannot shoot a moving subject at all. The animals were in no mood to pose for me and you won't believe the number of butt shots I got. Most of the time, it was that or no shot at all. I am not pleased about this, so even though it's going to make me look like a closet masochist, I will be planning another trip to the zoo in the near future. I mean, I didn't even get a single usable orang utan or lion shot! 8(

Oh. That's my shot of a baboon butt. I think it looks like a butt that's happy to be a butt, if I ever saw one that was happy about it.

Trivia: In British English, it's "arse" while in American English, it's "ass" but in British English "arse" means buttocks and "ass" means donkey. "Bum" is also used in British English but while "fanny" is used in American English to refer to the butt, in British English it is vulgar slang for female parts. I have heard of "tush", which I think sounds really cute. According to Wiki, "tush" is Yiddish.

Are we having fun yet?
You really got close to that...thing, Livia! No matter what you call it or how you look at it, here in the U.S. we would call it "butt-ugly" - haha!!
March 29th, 2012  
And yes, "tush" is yiddish.
March 29th, 2012  
That is disturbing on so many levels. Hahaha. It does look like its smiling, which is scary in and of itself.
March 29th, 2012  
holy cow! that is one interesting booty!! (booty.....slang for butt;))
It's hard to get good pictures of moving objects! you will be more prepared next time!
March 29th, 2012  
Ha, ha, ha. Very funny explanation Livia. My youngest, Ben finds both the F and A words incredibly funny still...Secretly I do too, but don't tell anyone ;) And, as arses go, that's a fair old size!!
March 29th, 2012  
There are some things in the universe man was never meant to see -- this is one of them.

Another yiddish slang for buttocks is the word "tuchus", which always gives me the giggles (in a Bevis & Butthead kind of way).
March 29th, 2012  
@cromwell I hope, having seen this, it isn't going to give you nightmares. XD I followed this guy around for a good minute, I think, hoping he'll turn around and give me a proper shot. But he never did and the only photos I have of him are... well, you know. 8P
March 29th, 2012  
Wow! That's one butt proud to be ugly. This photo and your commentary made me seriously giggle.
March 29th, 2012  
Bep
Funny picture.
@cromwell Dutch/Yiddish = togus
March 29th, 2012  
My English is to bad to go into a discussion . I too have difficulties to shoot animals My camera is to poor for it , so I prefer flowers, With a little luck they are not moving . I admire every pic of animals Your`s great and LOL very funny
March 29th, 2012  
I'm just happy baboons don't fly!! Thanks for the laughs!!
March 29th, 2012  
Lovely comment Livia. Not too sure if I can say lovely butt though :)
March 29th, 2012  
as @cromwell refer to it: this ape won't be happy to find out that his tuchus is in the internet...
March 29th, 2012  
@anazad511 -- Yeah, it's like Monkey Porn or sumthin'.
March 29th, 2012  
First reaction: OMG what on earth is that?? But your explanation had me in fits! Better luck next time if you are after a full frontal.
March 29th, 2012  
Disturbing photo... but I'm sitting here laughing my "tush" off! :P
March 29th, 2012  
hahahahaha, i was so frightened by this shot! it is awesome!! love your discussion too, hilarious. i like tush too
March 29th, 2012  
Thanks for the great laugh today!
March 29th, 2012  
ROFLOL! What a butt, bum, fanny, tush, arss or ass! My gosh! It' large and lively looking! Great capture, Livia! Love your sense of humor with this, too! FYI, my grandfather had another name for it, "copperosity." LOL!
March 29th, 2012  
Excellent title! Fab shot. Made me smile. :)
March 29th, 2012  
You are so funny, Livia! This bum does look like it is grinning! nice capture! :B
March 29th, 2012  
Haha! well its an arse where i come from.....and that is quite an arse! =)
March 29th, 2012  
Nice ass, great capture.
March 29th, 2012  
too funny!
March 29th, 2012  
You have absolutely cracked me up! This is fab u lous, you really are too funny - brilliant:0))
March 29th, 2012  
It took me a second!
March 29th, 2012  
I think this is called a "brown eye" - when they turn and show you their butt! People do it too!
March 29th, 2012  
wow. LOL!
March 29th, 2012  
wow...i dont even know what to say about this photo, haha, except it kinda freaks me out a bit! LOL. what a capture! Glad my ass dont look like that :P
March 29th, 2012  
Hahaha!! You gotta laugh!!
March 29th, 2012  
LOL! I thought it was one of your flower shots when I saw the thumbnail:)
March 29th, 2012  
Oh my word!! Not sure if I'm a fan of this shot but I do love your commentary :o) xx
March 29th, 2012  
I'm speechless. Love the trivia.
March 29th, 2012  
Could be giving you what's known here as "the bums rush". Definitely the brush off.
March 29th, 2012  
hah maybe you were being shown it's better end. lol
March 29th, 2012  
It took me a bit to realize what i was looking at!! This is crazy looking to say the least!!
March 29th, 2012  
Nice shot, Livia. One place I want to go to is the zoo when the weather gets better. I like you and nervous about photos as I am not used to my camera totally yet and dread blurry shots but will take a chance. You will improve with time. Try taking photos of animals away from the zoo that move. My cat moves his head and blurry it is. Hope you find some animals to practice on before your next visit.
March 29th, 2012  
lolol at your narrative! At first I thought it was an orchid......I guess not lol :-) Funny capture! :-)
March 29th, 2012  
Haha! Ew! xD
March 29th, 2012  
Well, this is a first for me!! Very funny capture!
March 29th, 2012  
Oh my! I randomly thought this was a pigs snout when I first looked and could not work out where the rest of his head was lol! Love the description you make me laugh - I will look out for the return visit!
March 30th, 2012  
lol...omg this is great
March 30th, 2012  
Sometimes they also refer it to "where the sun don't shine" but looking at this picture ... the sunlight on it is almost blinding LoL! Awesome shot.
March 30th, 2012  
rear end, behind, hinny, so many id's ... lol. your story and some of the subsequent comments are very entertaining. thanks for the smile. as someone said right off the top, butt ugly subject!
March 30th, 2012  
Nice booty :)
March 30th, 2012  
Someone looks like they are retaining water! I have a hard time shooting animals too! Mine are always blurry!
March 30th, 2012  
When I caught a glimpse of the small pic on the home page I thought 'oh, a piggy snout'. How wrong was I? Well i suppose they both smell :D Interesting perspective :)
March 30th, 2012  
LOL . . I need a thousand animal pics to get maybe two good ones. I love this tush!! Did he (she?) ask you not to make his "tush" look too fat?!! Let's go on your second visit together. We can laugh and grumble together and maybe get one good shot. :)
March 30th, 2012  
Lol, love the history. My son found out early that he could legally say the word “ass” whenever we passed a field where one lived. And I suppose that butt is something only another baboon could appreciate!
March 30th, 2012  
Good Grief! What a shot, but a great capture!
March 30th, 2012  
Oh my goodness!!! I've never seen one quite like this before. You sure sparked a lot of comments with this shot! LOL.
March 30th, 2012  
Holy Butt! I will never complain again about...mine! The sun was in the right place...LOL
March 30th, 2012  
What an....interesting capture :)
March 30th, 2012  
LOL this is so funny.
March 30th, 2012  
Too funny....That's one ugly butt! You know what they say...never work with animals or children!
March 30th, 2012  
LOL! Great catch
March 30th, 2012  
Yikes! Have I just been mooned? Thanks for the laugh!
March 30th, 2012  
Hahaha! That's hysterical. I have to say that seeing that butt makes me feel a lot better about my own butt! :)
March 30th, 2012  
very funny Livia...you had such a bummer day at the Zoo!
March 30th, 2012  
Kim
Lol! Nice rear end shot!
March 30th, 2012  
Not sure this is his best side. lol Great shot.
March 30th, 2012  
Nice shot =)
March 30th, 2012  
You crack me up!!
March 30th, 2012  
OMG, great candidate for the weekly theme. Heading to the zoo this weekend too.
March 30th, 2012  
this made me laugh! great capture!
March 30th, 2012  
I laughed and laughed and when I was finished I laughed some more!
March 30th, 2012  
I never thought I would say this for a butt, but - great shot :D made me laugh :D
March 30th, 2012  
Lol! I still don't know what I'm looking at! :o)
March 30th, 2012  
I agree with @meisen325 it is butt-effin-ugly! Oh man, thank god I am human, I just couldn't cope with this... Lol!! Great shot tho!!
March 30th, 2012  
LOL, I thought this was a new variety of orchid for a minute! Your explanation is hilarious. :D
March 30th, 2012  
LOL Oh my that's a big butt (the name my kids use!)
March 30th, 2012  
Funniest picture that i have seen!:D
March 30th, 2012  
I can understand why Reva thought it was a new variety of orchid. Cool fun shot.
March 30th, 2012  
Hilarious, and I can see I am at the bottom or rump of the comments.
March 30th, 2012  
Crazy shot! At first I thought it was a very hairy mushroom!
March 30th, 2012  
Looks like it could have been the inspiration for the "Predator". Was this his good side?
March 30th, 2012  
One very ugly butt, I love it. (your photo, not butts) Well done, a good laugh!
March 30th, 2012  
omg that's a tush only a mother could love!!! Although tush is probably too nice a word for this, lol!! My kids used to always giggle when they heard the word fanny on an American show!
March 30th, 2012  
That's hilaaaaaarious! It's also so very peculiar and almost looks inside out. Great photo Livia!! If you don't have a DSLR, you could experiment with higher ISOs. The shutter should work faster. Test it at home to see how high you can go without noise ruining your picture.
March 30th, 2012  
Bwahahah - you got me. I saw the thumbnail and your name and thought "wow - that flower looks unusual". Then I clicked the link and realised it was NOT a flower!
March 30th, 2012  
Wow, what a bit butt!
March 30th, 2012  
LOL Yep, it looks like a happy butt to me.
March 30th, 2012  
LOL! Great happy butt shot! That might be his best side and he wanted you to capture it! I love your butt trivia too.
March 30th, 2012  
Wow!?! At first I wondered what it was! Then I realised what end of the creature it was. Ha, ha!
March 30th, 2012  
I just clicked on your name from my project LOL this shocked the shizzle out of me!
March 30th, 2012  
Bottoms up! Whole new meaning in the zoo! AVery informative edit and got lot of laughs, me included...can't wait for your zoo trip photos! LOL
March 30th, 2012  
@danig hahaha!!!
March 30th, 2012  
best happy butt ever.. love also the vocab summary.. great shot to me.. =)
March 30th, 2012  
Ha ha, LOL LOL LOL so funny!
I thought it was a pigs nose....Don't think i'll ever look at pigs again in the same way !!!!!!!!!!

FAV! :)"
March 30th, 2012  
Hilarious!
Wonderful commentary on the different words we use for the same thing - it made me laugh out loud and hubby wanted to know what I was laughing at ... you should have heard his jaw hit the floor!
March 30th, 2012  
Funny lady, great shot! Hope u write blogs. I'd read you!
March 30th, 2012  
Oh and I still remember laughing my a**e off when an American asked me if I had a cold fanny! I'm British of course!
March 30th, 2012  
Lol! Made me laugh! I bet we could have the same differences in French words used in different locations when it comes to this part of the body :-)
March 30th, 2012  
OMG! Now that I have picked myself up off the floor from laughing, I have to say that this was a most entertaining shot and read. You are so funny! That butt looks like it imploded. What's up with that? And I loved how you said it is happy to be a butt from your take on it. HAHA
March 30th, 2012  
they do have the weirdest bodies...
March 30th, 2012  
hahaha,this made me smile
March 30th, 2012  
This is funny, Livia. I like all of your butt facts. I've always liked the blue baboon bottoms:). In our house, we call the butt a dupa (which I later found out meant ass in Polish), so we taught our kids how to swear in a different language accidentally.
March 30th, 2012  
I'm going to follow you because the combination of this picture, your title and your description was hilarious, not because you take great pictures(because, you know, this website isn't about photography at all! :P)
March 30th, 2012  
Ha Ha Ha !!! Took me a while to figure it out until I read the caption, That's a lot of "behind." :))
March 31st, 2012  
I am away for a few minutes and you give up orchids for butts? Thank you, Livia, for a very good laugh at a very late hour over here :-). Off to bed - hope this does not haunt me.
March 31st, 2012  
good grief, that's a magnificent looking butt, Livia! Traumatising and are they trying to tell you something...?
March 31st, 2012  
Oh my! from the thumbnail I was kind of expecting a piglets nose pressing up against the camera...I guess not. This is way cooler!
March 31st, 2012  
LOL, thanks for the laugh...hope it wins challenge!
March 31st, 2012  
Hilarious commentary Livia! Love the Butt/Ass/Arse/Tush definitions and origins! Fantastic capture by the way, can't say I've every seen one quite like it!
March 31st, 2012  
Hysterical!!
March 31st, 2012  
Some butt! Very funny.
March 31st, 2012  
A great, big, full-of-sunshine and fun, magnificently loud "THANK YOU!" to everyone!

I am blown away by your comments and responses to this shot. You guys made me laugh and shake my head and then laugh some more. I hope I didn't traumatize anyone too much. When I was shooting this guy in the butt (haha) I probably had the biggest I-can't-believe-what-I'm-shooting look on my own face. I really was hoping he'd turn around but he never did. He just kept walking away from me.

Thank you for taking the time to visit and look and comment. I appreciate every single response I have received. I think it's a fabulous thing, that we all shared a little laughter together, in spite of being in different locations all over the planet.

Again, thank you very much! 8D
March 31st, 2012  
Lmao!!! The shot + your words are just hilarious!!! That''s got to be a very exposed butt ¦)
March 31st, 2012  
Such fun Livia, the photo and the explanation, it reminded me of this.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUfCMiFJ7a8 lol ; ) fave too!
March 31st, 2012  
From the thumbnail shot I thought that looks like a bum. Behold it is a bum. What is she doing taking picutres of bums? Explanation very funny, LOL stuff!
April 1st, 2012  
Mel
I giggled at the picture but fully LOL'ed at your arse language discussion, boy i have missed so much over the last few days!
April 1st, 2012  
what beau @losthorizon said. i'll stay away from the conversation of ass, donkey, arse and tush. :-)
April 1st, 2012  
All I can say is, yes this shot makes your butt look big!!
April 1st, 2012  
Makes me smile and your arse-discussion too
April 2nd, 2012  
Cracked me up, Livia! Maybe he fancied you, surely its his way of giving you a come-on?!!
April 2nd, 2012  
This and your description are hilarious. Thanks for a good giggle!
April 5th, 2012  
I am laughing my own butt off! Too funny! He looks like he needs a tube of diaper rash cream!
April 5th, 2012  
Holy Slappin' Bumcheeks Batman!

In Tok Pisin "as gras" is the leaves that you wear on your belt to hide your bottom and "as ples" is the place where your bum first hit the ground or the village in which you were born.
April 6th, 2012  
Hahaha a smiling butt ::))
April 7th, 2012  
Wow that thing is scary looking! lol What a shot. I guess it is better than nothing. Makes for a good laugh.
April 16th, 2012  
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