YE OLDE MAGNIFICENT HOUSE by sangwann

YE OLDE MAGNIFICENT HOUSE

Black Forest vacation – day 8 - 3th July, 2015
Saw this beautiful, well-kept building at Alpirsbach, our second stop for the day. I had to take a shot of it and show it in my picture-narrative.
Joke: A woman who lived in a beautiful, well-decorated timber house wanted a husband by any means. So she got married to this man, but her husband was abusive. She remarried and that husband ran out on her. She got married again and, just her luck, that husband failed in bed. Finally, she put an ad in the paper: "Looking for a man who won't abuse me, won't leave me, and won't fail me in bed."

The next day, the doorbell rings. There is a man with no arms and no legs. "Hello, I saw your ad in the paper," he says. Her reply: "Tell me a little about yourself." "Well, I have no arms, so I can't hit you. I have no legs, so I can't run out on you," he replies. She asks, "How do I know you're good in bed?"

His answer: "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
Thank you so much for looking and for the lovely comments on yesterday's picture.
OOH! I like this joke! I like this one - my husband burst out in laughter! I like the house even more! Beautifully focused and chosen! fav
September 13th, 2015  
oh dear!!! a very funny joke. What an amazing house. Would like to see inside too
September 13th, 2015  
Beautiful building - lovely capture with the foreground flowers too
September 13th, 2015  
Like the risqué joke Dione. Great shot of the cool architecture :)
September 13th, 2015  
Love that house A fav
September 13th, 2015  
Beautiful house.
September 13th, 2015  
Love it - fav
September 13th, 2015  
Great shot of a beautiful looking house. Fav!
September 13th, 2015  
Wonderful capture:)
September 13th, 2015  
Fantastic colors
September 13th, 2015  
Beautiful building and a lovely capture Dione...Fav
September 13th, 2015  
Love it, so much to see fav!
September 13th, 2015  
Wonderful capture of this neat architecture...great lines, composition
September 13th, 2015  
Kim
Lovely capture!
September 13th, 2015  
Great shot of this interesting house. It is all painted is n`t it? If , than is any pic. as good as this one. Great find and capture.
September 13th, 2015  
Great shot.
September 13th, 2015  
Amazing house- that is one steep roof!
September 13th, 2015  
ye olde brilliant house :) Fav
September 13th, 2015  
Great shot of this beautiful building Dione.
September 13th, 2015  
Story book lovely!!
September 14th, 2015  
i guess you wouldn't have to worry about snow building up on that roof.
September 14th, 2015  
Great architectural capture.
September 14th, 2015  
@maggiemae @cruiser @alia_801 @hermann @777margo @sdutoit @pdulis @mittens @joemuli @susale @tonygig @craftymeg @seattlite @kimdavis @pyrrhula @elisasaeter @olivetreeann @gilbertwood @bella_ss @eyesmile @chard @taffy Thank you so much for the lovely comments, the fav's and for helping my shot to reach tp and pp. Very much appreciated.
September 14th, 2015  
Lovely house and flowers in the foreground.
September 14th, 2015  
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