Stilt to seagull: “Out of my way.”
Seagull to stilt: “Why should I?”
Stilt to seagull: “Because I said so.’
Seagull to stilt: “Who cares what you say? As for me you may kiss my bum.”
Stilt to seagull: “No, thank you. I almost did already. If you’re not careful with your words I might decide to pinch it instead. You had better give it a wash because it smells.”
Another shot from some weeks ago.
