It's a brain sucker.  by sourkraut

It's a brain sucker.

What follows is a true story from my traumatic childhood. Growing up with two brothers I had to become accustomed to a certain amount of teasing. And by "certain amount" I mean a never-ending barrage of insults that to this day remains our primary form of communication. My dad found this ugly little critter at a yard sale and brought it home for his offspring to enjoy. I'm not sure what my mother's reaction was but we kids loved it. Even if I had to endure variations of the following on a regular basis:

Brother #1: "What's that?"
Brother #2: "It's a brain sucker." *puts creature onto my head*
Brother #1: "What's it doing?"
Brother #2: "Starving."

Har. Har. Har.
i was the third with 2 older bros too..definitely scared by them...my eldest bro tried to flush me down the toilet when i was really little and my bum fell into the toilet...for some reason i always remember that moment...shocking that i am not a total mess as an adult...just a partial one :) xoxooxoxox love your shot.
August 24th, 2011  
hey this looks just like your eldest brother....
August 24th, 2011  
LOVE the selective color, and your story really struck a chord for me and I'm sure anyone else with an obnoxious brother or two. (Is there any other kind?) So you got custody of the brain sucker?
August 24th, 2011  
Esh
Wow That is A Great Shot!!
August 24th, 2011  
LOL! I used to do that to my brother!
August 24th, 2011  
That's a hilarious story. Reminds me of Futurama when Fry has a brain slug that dies from starvation.
August 24th, 2011  
Youre silly
August 24th, 2011  
Wrinkles, this explains SO much ;)
August 24th, 2011  
great composition, selective colouring, and story.
August 24th, 2011  
lol fun shot.
August 24th, 2011  
That brain sucker is awesome!!! Looks like the bad guy from Ninja Turtles... Bwahaha! :D
August 24th, 2011  
Ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa! Mini Cthulhu :D
August 24th, 2011  
Chuckle! Nice selective colouring, by the way :)
August 24th, 2011  
Thanks, everyone! A little scary to hear how many of us can relate. Brothers are awful things, aren't they? But I love mine now that they've matured. A bit.

@allie912 Sadly, the original one was donated to charity by my mother and we had no idea what the thing was called in order to replace it. Then a few years ago I found one still in its package at a toy shop specializing in vintage toys so I bought that one and was able to track down two more on Ebay to give as gifts to my brothers. So now we all have our very own hungry brain sucker.

@triciaanddazzle Haha, I remember that episode! Great show.
August 24th, 2011  
lol! Oh my gosh! I literally laughed out loud! So funny! I am sorry you got tormented so much though... I was an oldest child, so I did this kind of stuff to my little sister all the time.
August 24th, 2011  
Great selfi!
August 24th, 2011  
school of hard knocks hey. I am an only child but my criminally insane high school filled the void. Love the selected colour.
August 24th, 2011  
mag
The colors rock....love your self deprecating humor....hahaha
August 24th, 2011  
He makes a unique looking hat :) Cute selfie, love your selective color. And give them HELL now!
August 24th, 2011  
I was that obnoxious older brother and my sister turned out just fine(so says the mental institution)....I so knew that joke was going to fit in somewhere looking at the photo. Totally a great shot!
August 25th, 2011  
lol. You have so much fun with your photography Lina...I absolutely love it.
August 26th, 2011  
tee hee hee!!!! Older brothers huh?! I understand :)
Great photo - you have pretty, pretty eyes my dear!
August 26th, 2011  
ah, the things I missed by being an only child. The selective coloring is great
September 3rd, 2011  
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